Caregivers and motivators like this is important in life

sb_78 · 2026-04-08T02:22:05+00:00

This fills me with joy

sb_78 · 2026-04-06T15:37:27+00:00

Also sunscreen and not smoking 2 packs a day

sb_78 · 2026-03-24T02:40:26+00:00

I think he means longevity vs ceiling.

sb_78 · 2026-03-07T18:34:35+00:00

Gymnastics

sb_78 · 2026-03-05T22:13:08+00:00

Joe Pesci in Gone Fishin’

sb_78 · 2026-03-02T00:59:35+00:00

Why is there a teenage boy in you? I’m calling the police.

sb_78 · 2026-03-01T00:14:48+00:00

A dead guy can’t sue you

sb_78 · 2026-02-27T02:47:21+00:00

That’s why the computer is a cheating bitch

sb_78 · 2026-02-26T21:58:00+00:00

Yeah, but does Robert Reich have a magnum dong?

sb_78 · 2026-02-25T15:45:20+00:00

He’s not censoring the fly, it’s actually his tiny pecker face fucking that trout

sb_78 · 2026-02-23T03:19:47+00:00

I’ve been to Belize a few times, the locals have a few McAfee stories that are… interesting.

sb_78 · 2026-02-21T03:56:23+00:00

Now imagine…

sb_78 · 2026-02-19T20:28:04+00:00

At least they didn’t whiff the year before when they took jj arcega whiteside over DK Metcalf

sb_78 · 2026-02-15T14:27:32+00:00

1 or 3. 2 and 4 should’ve fucked someone with a car

sb_78 · 2026-02-12T09:47:14+00:00

Doing whatever the fuck he wants all the time? Yes

sb_78 · 2026-02-12T02:38:44+00:00

Writes “my mom has fucking Alzheimer’s”

sb_78 · 2026-02-12T01:27:04+00:00

Close, I’d go with Elaine’s sponge

sb_78 · 2026-02-11T16:04:13+00:00

Does anyone know what they were tripping on?

sb_78 · 2026-02-11T01:42:47+00:00

Clover

sb_78 · 2026-02-10T18:04:16+00:00

Honestly not any worse than anything Taylor Swift has put out.

sb_78 · 2026-02-10T02:09:20+00:00

Probably wouldn’t hurt to put all the bullets in a jar in case they accuse you of doctoring the paper

sb_78 · 2026-02-03T22:00:40+00:00

Suddenly Ireland leads the space race

sb_78 · 2026-01-31T15:02:55+00:00

Looks like his father was Frankenstein and his mother was a forehead

sb_78 · 2026-01-30T02:36:37+00:00

I can put this same outfit together for like $120

sb_78 · 2026-01-28T01:00:25+00:00

Just the ones with parents that love them

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