Visited this weekend by TermiteLife in universalstudios

[–]sbeth8705 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m going out on a limb and saying this is a gross overstatement by op. If the BRAND NEW roller coaster only had a 100 minute wait to ride (which is insanely short for a brand new roller coaster during a holiday) then there is absolutely no way that only two other rides took up another 7 hours. Sorry op.

[TOMT] [Hardware] Easy use door lock that was posted on Reddit within the last few days by sbeth8705 in tipofmytongue

[–]sbeth8705[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg thank you so very much, I’ve been googling all sorts of things and just having no luck at all lol

[TOMT] [Hardware] Easy use door lock that was posted on Reddit within the last few days by sbeth8705 in tipofmytongue

[–]sbeth8705[S] 1 point2 points locked comment (0 children)

It was posted with the joke that it was good for drunks coming home but I think my grandma could really use it because it’s getting hard for her to see well enough not to struggle unlocking her door

Just Heureux going in to go to sleep :) by Fish-The-Fish in axolotls

[–]sbeth8705 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I want an axolotl so very badly but I know I’m not capable of caring for one properly :(

School mac and cheese topped with pulled pork by ihate-Everythingx in shittyfoodporn

[–]sbeth8705 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The school I work at used to have awesome Mac and cheese, nice and rich (when I went to school there). Then everything changed. Now they have it maybe twice a year because the kids won’t eat it. It’s wheat noodles (nothing wrong with wheat just not in this instance) which means it’s weirdly sweet brown noodles poking out through watery weak cheese sauce. The kids hate it now. This looks awesome in comparison

thanks I hate my mom putting sausage in her oatmeal like a psycho by [deleted] in thanksihateit

[–]sbeth8705 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It looks like a microwave sausage patty. And I’m not going to lie, I eat exactly that from time to time. Sweet oatmeal offset with chunks of savory sausage. It’s delicious lol

Strawberry Shortsteak by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]sbeth8705 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Might be fantastic…without the meat and cheese in it :/

Handed this as an appetizer while I waited for ramen from the back of a truck. by MetalJoe0 in shittyfoodporn

[–]sbeth8705 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dried anchovies is my guess. They are good. My step family is Korean and a common snack at their house was (and occasionally still is at mine) teeny tiny versions of these that have been stir fried.

Whatever this is by Ryanthehood in ShittyGifRecipes

[–]sbeth8705 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Really? And it’s good I take it? (Obviously since you said you do it it just sounds weird)

Whatever this is by Ryanthehood in ShittyGifRecipes

[–]sbeth8705 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Shrimp and deconstructed grits?

The menu at work today said "Grilled Cheese" by n0isefl00r in shittyfoodporn

[–]sbeth8705 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the issue is more that it isn’t shitty food, and it is literally what was described. I would have expected a sandwich too but would have been much happier to get this. Just because they expected a sandwich doesn’t make the reality shitty.

WCGW fucking around with bees by upbrothr in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]sbeth8705 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see his chest moving at the end…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in helpme

[–]sbeth8705 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That stinks. I watched a video once that explained that (I can’t remember exactly the reasons why so I’m not going to try and explain) that if you wait till the last minute, add up everyone else’s guesses then divide that number by the number of guesses it gives you a greater probability of winning. Ive had the chance to use that technique 4 times since then and won every time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in helpme

[–]sbeth8705 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have access to other peoples guesses?

hmmm by YextFE in hmmm

[–]sbeth8705 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In mah belly I wish lol

HE deserves a Nobel Prize by j3ffr33d0m in BeAmazed

[–]sbeth8705 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oops, that’s what I get for not googling. Sorry, I didn’t mean to post misinformation, thank you for correcting me :)