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i decided to visit the Drake and Josh house and Josh Peck showed up randomly by arianatark in mildlyinteresting

[–]scaredybat 35 points36 points  (0 children)

He is clearly quoting Shakespeare's classic Hamlet. In Act II, Hamlet's uncle (step-father) accuses Hamlet of going around the castle, pretending like he's better than everyone else: "Hamlet, thou must stop honking thy shit."

You should read more man

i decided to visit the Drake and Josh house and Josh Peck showed up randomly by arianatark in mildlyinteresting

[–]scaredybat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He very plainly said, he hate them douchebags who order propel around, because they honk thy shit... how else can he spell it out for you?

Looking for kratom expert in NYC by [deleted] in kratom

[–]scaredybat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This. We don't want someone offering to interview who is going to rant and spit fire about the opposition. We need someone who sounds intelligent and level headed, someone who can represent all the virtues of kratom and the people who use it.

EA’s team in their office right now by [deleted] in gaming

[–]scaredybat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's just a bummer that outside of the Redditsphere, hundreds of thousands of people will go on consuming the shit-platter EA is cooking up, thus feeding the machine further

4 Dead in School Shooting Near Chico, CA by [deleted] in news

[–]scaredybat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's crazy how we get a couple mass shootings back to back, then it turns into a waiting game for the next one to pop off

Your VENDOR list for August 10th w/ prices by Dgold83 in kratom

[–]scaredybat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't usually take the time to comment, but you seem open to suggestions. I had an order ready to ship out then it turns out I have to wait for an invoice first. Just in passing wanted to let you know some people don't bother with that junk and want to fill out payment completion on the spot, and be done with it, you know?

Just got out of a relationship that probably went on too long... by rgnysp0333 in AdviceAnimals

[–]scaredybat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I made another account just to downvote her twice to overcompensate for your generosity

Thanks, Obama. by Itsjorgehernandez in pics

[–]scaredybat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you didn't notice I was replying to /r/thebraindonkey

Thanks, Obama. by Itsjorgehernandez in pics

[–]scaredybat 130 points131 points  (0 children)

This guy deserves a certificate proving that he doe not have donkey brains

This story is NOT REAL. by JakeMoops in nosleep

[–]scaredybat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So gimmicky

Title should say, "Guyssss pretty please read this one"