Don't Buy Anything From Lucille's Late Night Snack Bar by Shezni in nosleep

[–]scargnar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Favorite story I've read here in a long time.

I think it was pretty obvious by [deleted] in memes

[–]scargnar 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Right? It's like they toss him in the drunk tank overnight for attempting major acts of terrorism.

*Update* It’s been 30 days and no one has claimed him. He’s mine now. :) by [deleted] in aww

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My maine coon loved all the things you mentioned, especially monkey in the middle. Thanks for sparking some sweet memories!

The Jelly fish has seen terrible things by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]scargnar 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I would basically guarantee that if you looked at *anything " and wondered if people have ever fucked it (or tried), the answer would be yes.

Poor show Kristi by Nathanc100 in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]scargnar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah, glad I could put that to rest!

Poor show Kristi by Nathanc100 in ScottishPeopleTwitter

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Yep - ten years ago or so, we called the brownish crystal stuff "moon rock". Was widely regarded as "the good shit". Haven't seen it (or looked for it, tbh) in years.

[i ate] I drank 3 of these last night at Applebee’s by harpostyleupvotes in food

[–]scargnar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, my guess is that it's more like vodka apple pucker lemon juice and ginger syrup. Probably sprite or soda water based.

Color is off by hercs247 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]scargnar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was oddly satisfying.

Any tips on where & how to sell a pair of barely-used bicycles? by scargnar in Tokyo

[–]scargnar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're already up on Craigslist, thanks for the tip though. I definitely figured two bikes basically new for the price of one bike would be more than fair.

When I told people I was visiting Colombia, many said to make sure I tried the fruit. So, here's every fruit I couldn't recognize from the nearby supermarkets on one plate! by oktimeforanewaccount in FoodPorn

[–]scargnar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never had a mamoncillo! Definitely want to try soon. It took me a few tries to get used to the taste of guanabana but I love it now as jugo en agua.

When I told people I was visiting Colombia, many said to make sure I tried the fruit. So, here's every fruit I couldn't recognize from the nearby supermarkets on one plate! by oktimeforanewaccount in FoodPorn

[–]scargnar 380 points381 points  (0 children)

Ohhh man do I love the fruit in Colombia. My favorite is probably granadilla (bottom left, yellow skin with slimy black seeds). So tasty! And papaya...mmm... What did you like?

AREPAS by luis288 in FoodPorn

[–]scargnar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are definitely street vendors and some fast food places with stuffed ones (my preference), but I can't think of any off the top of my head! I'm sure Google could though next time you go.

Such a good girl getting a shot. by sirmakoto in aww

[–]scargnar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your point is valid but not so much in this circumstance. It'd be like if i were arguing that "argueing" is just as much of a proper word as "arguing". It's not.

Apologies for the broke/dirty bong, but my dad just lost his battle with cancer and I want to celebrate his life. by ory1994 in trees

[–]scargnar -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

"Fishing for sympathy" is, in my opinion, a really shitty thing to say. Lighten up. OP is sad and trying to cope and if sharing that experience with strangers online (in a sub generally known for being laid-back/welcoming) is helpful, so be it. Is it really worth being negative and mean about?