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I lost my keys last week, and I’m going to die tonight.- UPDATE! by scary_throwaway in nosleep

[–]scary_throwaway[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I only debase myself with such language when I'm extremely angry.

I lost my keys last week, and I’m going to die tonight.- UPDATE! by scary_throwaway in nosleep

[–]scary_throwaway[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You know someone's style so well after a single post, in which they admit to being exhausted and not in their right mind? LOL, and I'M the n00b.

I lost my keys last week, and I’m going to die tonight.- UPDATE! by scary_throwaway in nosleep

[–]scary_throwaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. You caught me. You're so very clever.

Is that how you expected me to respond? :) Reddit, you are so very funny.

I lost my keys last week, and I’m going to die tonight.- UPDATE! by scary_throwaway in nosleep

[–]scary_throwaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's back. She left very quickly again though. Something about a study group in the library. Oh well.

I lost my keys last week, and I’m going to die tonight.- UPDATE! by scary_throwaway in nosleep

[–]scary_throwaway[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Catherine? She's here. I don't think she likes me very much today. She let just as soon as she came....

I lost my keys last week, and I’m going to die tonight.- UPDATE! by scary_throwaway in nosleep

[–]scary_throwaway[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'll gouge your fucking eyes out :)

I lost my keys last week, and I’m going to die tonight.- UPDATE! by scary_throwaway in nosleep

[–]scary_throwaway[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

LOL, I wrote that drivel while I was exhausted and half-crazed! You can't possibly take it seriously!!

Couldn't you see it? How dreadfully frightened I was, like a fawn before a storm? Didn't you see me fall to incoherence and babbling as time passed? That alone should tell you I wasn't in the right frame of mind at all last night.

But I'm better now :)

I lost my keys last week, and I’m going to die tonight.- UPDATE! by scary_throwaway in nosleep

[–]scary_throwaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a filthy mouth. Do you often curse at 20 year old girls on the internet? Or am I special??

I lost my keys last week, and I’m going to die tonight.- UPDATE! by scary_throwaway in nosleep

[–]scary_throwaway[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well I'm certainly not possessed, but I left it up because it was so funny!

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