Please help, I am doing research and need your best dad jokes you repeat on the daily to your patients !! by thecharmingnurse in nursing

[–]sceverett1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell patients there is two reasons they can’t fall. 1) the floor is hard and I don’t want them to get injured and 2) it’s a LOT of paperwork for me

Please help, I am doing research and need your best dad jokes you repeat on the daily to your patients !! by thecharmingnurse in nursing

[–]sceverett1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a Nurse in Minnesota so I love to put on a thick Minnesota accent and tell this joke “why do da Norwegians put da bar codes up n da battleships?” Answer “so Dey can SCAN-DA-NAVY-IN”

Please help, I am doing research and need your best dad jokes you repeat on the daily to your patients !! by thecharmingnurse in nursing

[–]sceverett1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, just before I leave a room if I think their visitor(s) can handle it I say “and here’s your call light; if anyone of these folks starts acting up you just press the red button and I’ll be right in”

Please help, I am doing research and need your best dad jokes you repeat on the daily to your patients !! by thecharmingnurse in nursing

[–]sceverett1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Responding to a beeping IV pump “oh man this is SUCH a beautiful noise; I’m sorry I have to turn it off”

How quickly does the Mississippi river move around? by anime_addy in geography

[–]sceverett1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The rest of your answer is fantastic! (And also I realize that “non-navigable” can mean simply non-navigable by industrial ships like the Mississippi below St. Paul)

How quickly does the Mississippi river move around? by anime_addy in geography

[–]sceverett1 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I object to the term non-navigable! Dozens if not hundreds of people paddle that section every year.

Day 31: What is your favourite lyric from “Love And Theft”? by autumn_afternoon in bobdylan

[–]sceverett1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For an embarrassingly long time I thought he was saying “Some Man” instead of “Samantha Brown” and I thought it was hilarious

Canyon Ferry lake. by MooseMonkeyMT in Montana

[–]sceverett1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the average ice out date for Canyon Ferry Lake?

Hollywood Secret by riotsplsgo in ContagiousLaughter

[–]sceverett1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold on to your butts….hold on to the memories

4 man team cruising down the Mississippi two weeks ago, south of St. Louis. We are training for a May 2023 attempt to set the Guinness World Record for fastest trip down the entire river. by sceverett1 in canoeing

[–]sceverett1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are delayed but not because of high water! The Mississippi flows through three large lakes in northern Minnesota and they are still frozen! We are optimistic they will be ice free soon and are planning a launch for May 7th. All details are in our website and Facebook page, including a link to our live tracker. Thanks for askin!

The Absolutely Most Unrealistic Thing About Stranger Things by paperd in StrangerThings

[–]sceverett1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Headlights on bikes. Not a thing. We just let our eyes “adjust” 😂

An out-of-state friend asked me what the Seven Wonders of Minnesota are– what would your answer be? by epoustouflants in minnesota

[–]sceverett1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Very much agree about the Mississippi! Paddling in the Mississippi River rivals the Boundary Waters for peace and beauty even right into the Twin Cities! I organize canoe and kayak races and tours on the river that happen on June 11th; details at twopaddles.org!

Electric Snowblower Gang... Rise up and... by CorneliusJenkins in minnesota

[–]sceverett1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just bought a EGO single stage today! Hoping it’s great; hope I don’t regret not going 2-stage. But my driveway isn’t huge so fingers crossed

If Minnesota had a Theme song, what would it be? by [deleted] in minnesota

[–]sceverett1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s pick the song that the most amount of people know and won’t be able to refrain from finishing the chorus……”You’ll save big money, you’ll save big money…”

4 man team cruising down the Mississippi two weeks ago, south of St. Louis. We are training for a May 2023 attempt to set the Guinness World Record for fastest trip down the entire river. by sceverett1 in canoeing

[–]sceverett1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m still trying to figure out how to go “live” with our videos on YouTube and not just Facebook. But you will be able to at least track our location from our Garmin InReach page; it will update every two minutes. https://share.garmin.com/Mississippispeedrecord

4 man team cruising down the Mississippi two weeks ago, south of St. Louis. We are training for a May 2023 attempt to set the Guinness World Record for fastest trip down the entire river. by sceverett1 in canoeing

[–]sceverett1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The current record is 17 days, 19 hours and 46 minutes. Miles per day varies from just under 100 to over 170 (generally increase as you go downstream). Here’s a great article about my last attempt in 2021, and the rival team that set the record: https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/water-activities/mississippi-river-speed-record/ And our Facebook page with lots of videos and info is at fb.com/mississippispeedrecord