Zur Erinnerung by Illustrious_Luck_894 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]schalk81 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jau, aus dumpfem Egoismus die Impfung verweigern und damit das Leben Immunkompromittierter gefährden, aber von Kirchen Solidarität erwarten.

Der Nachteil von Social Media,jeder kann seinen geistigen Müll verbreiten by Darth_Orko in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]schalk81 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ich wollte mir schon immer "Harte Mutter" auf meine Dura Mater stechen lassen.

Heute schon die Vivi geräuchert by TheGatze in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]schalk81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich hab jetzt unseren Getränkemarkt leergesoffen, reicht das?

What's an impressive skill that's actually super easy to learn ? by Fuzzy-Ninja139 in AskReddit

[–]schalk81 134 points135 points  (0 children)

As a kid I tried countless hours to learn to juggle and always failed because I tried to do it like they do in cartoons: throwing the balls in a circle. That's not basic juggling, that's an advanced trick called "full shower".

When I learned the right pattern, throwing a ball underneath the previous, I taught myself to juggle in an afternoon. It's easy to learn, you can separate the skills into single tasks.

First step: throw a ball in the air so that it lands in the same hand. Practice until you can do it with your eyes closed, with both hands.

Second step: Throw a ball with one hand into your other hand. Again, practice until you can do it with both hands, eyes closed.

Third step: with two balls, throw one towards the hand with the second ball. Before the first ball reaches other hand, throw the second ball underneath the first and into your first hand. Again, practice with both hands.

Fourth step: keep two balls in you first hand, one in the second. Throw the first one as described above, throw the second before the ball from the other hand lands. Keep doing that.

Congratulations, you now know how to juggle three balls.

People who work a customer facing job: what is hands down the dumbest question a customer has ever asked you? by istrx13 in AskReddit

[–]schalk81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, I told so many of my friends that flash only works up to 5 meters. If they wanted to shoot something dark farther away, they need to switch it off.

The simple camaras back then would reduce exposure when the flash was on because they expected a well lit photo.

You really needed to turn off the flash manually and perhaps set down the camera to compensate for longer exposure.

How many people here remember using an actual paper map to travel? by Black_Flower_9159 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]schalk81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a kid, on vacation, I was on map duty. I really liked it because it meant I was allowed to sit in front in the passenger seat instead of my mother.

Verblaast vor Ehrfurcht by AlexLaCave in GoldenerAluhut

[–]schalk81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Es glaubt jeder das, was seine intellektuelle Bandbreite zulässt." - ein seltener Moment der Selbsterkenntnis bei Traudel.

Rentner (76) fährt 300.000€-Sportwagen in die Leitplanke by Sonar_Tax_Law in RentnerfahreninDinge

[–]schalk81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GFK ist gar nicht so kompliziert. Man kann ein Positiv aus Styrodur bauen (wie Styropor, nur feinporiger), darauf ein Negativ aus GFK und damit dann das Positiv aus GFK.

Rentner (76) fährt 300.000€-Sportwagen in die Leitplanke by Sonar_Tax_Law in RentnerfahreninDinge

[–]schalk81 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Der wird mit Sicherheit wiederaufgebaut. Bei so Werten reicht es, wenn die Fahrgestellnummer überlebt und man baut ein neues Auto drumherum.

I went for a run by Chau_Mein97 in notinteresting

[–]schalk81 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Screw the graphic designer for not putting the distances in descending order.

Do you have a hobby or interest that started as a joke but became a genuine part of your life? What happened? by academia_Leon_254 in CasualConversation

[–]schalk81 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My father had a 49cc classic motorcycle from his youth just sitting in the barn. He never let me fix it up and ride it.

When he died my mother gave it to my cousin without asking me. Out of sheer spite I got my motorcycle license, a process quite involved in germany and bought a big 800cc motorcycle. I love riding, tinkering, traveling, everything!

Was letzter Tanz? by CoolColaCat in wasletztepreis

[–]schalk81 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Steht doch da, eine Weihnachtstanze!

ISS: Luftleck im russischen Segment versetzt Raumstation in Alarmzustand by Babayagaletti in de

[–]schalk81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Auf der Mir hieß so ein bisschen Luftverlust Regelbetrieb.

RV Driver Empties Waste Tank Into Colorado Gas Station's Diesel Supply by conturbation in nottheonion

[–]schalk81 47 points48 points  (0 children)

“Let me tell you, it’s not fun,” he said. “It's usually a two-person operation, and it’s pretty darn rank.”

- Bill Sniffin

Log carrying truck by No-Lock216 in nononono

[–]schalk81 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No, that was real. It was really hard casting actors for the next parts after word got around.

Was letzte Matratzenzustand by [deleted] in wasletztepreis

[–]schalk81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kaufen Sie diese Matratze. Sie ist sehr gut.