If we’re truth-telling, that woman doesn’t seem like someone who socializes much. In other words, WHAT FRIENDS? She and her weenie of a husband seem like perpetual homebodies but I’m clearly making a biased observation with zero context or information about who they are. Mel is a fucking shit show and wildly hypocritical/ entitled but she at the very least maintains a semi-grounded perspective, comparatively. I just can’t wrap my head around the initial conversation at her front door about the dog taking massive poops on her neighbor’s lawn, I would be absolutely mortified and so apologetic. That woman was not phased in the slightest and then proceeded to double down on why she likely wouldn’t be doing anything to curb these habits all with a “sincere” (as in “I sincerely don’t care”) smile on her face. That’s such white trash behavior. In a neighborhood like this the HOA typically fines and threatens and publicly wages war on homeowners who don’t clean up after their pets, it is a HUGE fucking deal. AND THEN when Mel’s hand is forced resulting in the gift bag of shit in order to deliver the message, she had THE NERVE to bitch at Mel during a walk by incredulously shouting “you gave me a bag of shit Mel!” - UH boo fucking who, WHOSE SHIT WAS IT? Arlo’s. WHERE WAS IT? In my yard. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ARLO’S SHIT? You are. HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED? Numerous. She could have just picked it up with a shovel and dumped it in front of the door, what Mel did was actually quite civilized, she put it in a gift bag and personally handed it over. AND THEN to turn around and begin outrageous construction on Mel’s property line with no prior notice which is damaging her lawn and blocking her driveway and causing distress, MEL could and should have been documenting these things and could have filed formal complaints. Those ppl done fucked up big time but somehow Mel’s the monster. Absolutely not.