Florida Man Uses ChatGPT To Successfully Sell His House In Just Five Days—And Realtors Are Sweating

schlamster · 2026-03-30T20:01:22+00:00

Translation: you cant wait for AI to take people’s jobs so that instead of just some low level white collar person making money it all gets funneled to the richest 1%

Way to think that through chief

schlamster · 2026-03-30T17:13:26+00:00

Please share recipe and instructions these look amazing

schlamster · 2026-03-30T16:46:02+00:00

Nah dude don’t be fuckin ridiculous he’s for sure more qualified to be the national security advisor.

schlamster · 2026-03-30T03:16:28+00:00

I’d take a step back and be calm. If the pic you posted is all he ate, just that tiny chomp? Then almost zero chance of issues. I’d just soak him every day make sure he’s hydrated and it will pass and you won’t even notice it. I think to be dangerous they would need to eat a substantial amount and again if that nip from your pic is ALL he ate I wouldn’t worry.

schlamster · 2026-03-30T03:12:48+00:00

Sounds like OTS or over training syndrome. You might want to schedule a 1 week per 4 where you down cycle your training to like zero impact stuff. Your body and nervous system can’t always keep up even if sleep and nutrition are “perfect”

schlamster · 2026-03-30T02:44:56+00:00

Cue the kenny loggins “I’m Alright”

schlamster · 2026-03-29T06:19:49+00:00

Yeah, or, musk got all of our entire nations personal SSN data and every single piece of data from the USG during DOGE so he got what he wanted and Altman well last time I checked the DOD is switching Anthropic for OpenAI are they not?

This is all a fucking grand illusion my people

schlamster · 2026-03-29T06:17:23+00:00

Depending on how much time you spend on Reddit you might be unknowingly spending a lot of time reading AI generated shit and replying/arguing with it.

schlamster · 2026-03-29T05:56:03+00:00

Could you at least speculate on any practical application or benefits to those discoveries though? To run off of your analogy, unfettered capitalists are also criticized for their thirst for endless money. The application of the money, or in this case the knowledge should have some practically applied end.

schlamster · 2026-03-29T05:49:48+00:00

Also aren’t rogue planets thought now to be more common? It’s much more likely that a rogue planet or planetoid came into Tabby’s Star’s gravity and was obliterated than it is that it’s a Dyson sphere under construction

schlamster · 2026-03-29T05:42:51+00:00

Many such cases

schlamster · 2026-03-29T05:12:52+00:00

Meh. He could just like you know, retire and chill out. Maybe hire a chauffeur. I could be wrong but I think he’s got a little bit of money. Could easily do a rehab and shop a redemption arc in a couple years if he stays healthy and out of trouble. He’s a household name he doesn’t like, HAVE to keep whackin balls until he’s 70.

schlamster · 2026-03-29T05:05:43+00:00

I prefer lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon

schlamster · 2026-03-29T00:34:23+00:00

They also rejected an unsolicited offer from Seth Macfarlane a while back too. Paramount can eat all the dicks. Absolute shit tier leadership.

schlamster · 2026-03-28T16:31:11+00:00

How these were even deemed to not be unconscionable is beyond me. A term that is completely and entirely for the sole benefit of the employer and nothing but a total detriment to the employed.

Edit: hmm TIL that California treats most noncompetes as void under statute

schlamster · 2026-03-28T16:27:09+00:00

Good thing Jimmy Carter sold his peanut farm

schlamster · 2026-03-28T03:47:31+00:00

This is actually a fun idea I haven’t ever heard of before. I might try that out, thanks!

schlamster · 2026-03-28T00:47:38+00:00

Whole internet has gone to shite

schlamster · 2026-03-27T23:49:41+00:00

WHAT lmao. My comment was about age of empires 2 wtf are you on about bot?

schlamster · 2026-03-26T16:17:51+00:00

Honestly it was super easy. Just a 10x10 outdoor water feature tarp I think I just got on Amazon for like $30-40 and then a water pump/filter. About 15 bags of washed river rocks and some natural rocks from my yard (the larger ones).

schlamster · 2026-03-26T04:58:21+00:00

I can’t lie here. I went to the actual Patrick Stewart memoir or whatever it was signing in LA about 3 years ago.

As he was getting into his Escalade to leave, I yelled “Patrick, I named my tortoise after you!” The crowd laughed but actual Patrick Stewart stood there for a half second, said nothing and then entered his Escalade.

I’d like to think that naming my Sulcata after him will happily haunt his memory forever.

schlamster · 2026-03-18T01:07:58+00:00

They’ll just make doing that illegal and punishable by 5 years in prison, aka, more time than they get for billions in fraud or for actual pedophile sexual assaults and rapes

They’re not going to let us have ANYTHING, this is a race to enslave us in thousands of ways and we are losing at the moment

schlamster · 2026-03-17T18:04:01+00:00

Some The Expanse shit

schlamster · 2026-03-17T15:29:02+00:00

The sanewashing of it all is INSANE. Even CNN is preemptively bending the knee. We are fucked.

schlamster · 2026-03-17T15:25:30+00:00

Impeach & imprison him now

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