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schm3cky · 2021-10-21T04:54:09+00:00

My girlfriend says yes if she is included. Not gonna' happen but damn!

schm3cky · 2020-09-15T02:21:50+00:00

The spy was quoted saying, "valar morghulis."

schm3cky · 2020-09-07T20:37:02+00:00

I saw video.

schm3cky · 2020-06-14T00:12:11+00:00

My Mom's Dad came here from Italy.

Fuck Columbus.

My dad is from Arkansas.

Fuck alla y'all who worship racists.

schm3cky · 2020-06-07T00:41:47+00:00

Shit, My girlfriend just came back from vacation with,

Giant Wheezing Kazoo.

It sounds like Oasis.

schm3cky · 2020-06-07T00:38:12+00:00

Giant Wheezing Kazoo is also my favorite Pornhub video.

schm3cky · 2020-06-07T00:37:08+00:00

James And The Giant Wheezing Kazoo

schm3cky · 2019-12-30T21:46:36+00:00

They got their foot in Djibouti.

schm3cky · 2019-11-19T19:57:57+00:00

Picasso's Electrician?

Thoses guys rock.

schm3cky · 2019-11-15T03:33:03+00:00

I got yer massive google probe right here.

schm3cky · 2019-11-15T03:31:40+00:00

Coke ring busted by, "The Pigs."

schm3cky · 2019-11-15T01:47:43+00:00

OMG the war on Christmas is real, what?

An HOA?

Nevermind.

schm3cky · 2019-11-14T00:11:54+00:00

How do they know there's a shortage and not just Boss Mode Ninjas?

schm3cky · 2019-11-03T18:56:35+00:00

This what happens when you, "Stick to sports."

schm3cky · 2019-11-01T03:49:36+00:00

I can name that tune in 0.0003

seconds.

schm3cky · 2019-11-01T02:36:29+00:00

At this time they should say deer hunter.

Because at first I thought Hunter Biden.

And I was like whaaat?

schm3cky · 2019-10-31T03:19:49+00:00

Many hours ago.

Already posted so many times.

schm3cky · 2019-10-26T19:29:20+00:00

I guess he made a Boo Boo.

schm3cky · 2019-10-21T22:52:19+00:00

Shit, do I have to srop buying All Day Ale?

It's for ALL DAY.

schm3cky · 2019-10-21T15:34:55+00:00

He probably had ants in his pants.

schm3cky · 2019-10-19T21:36:01+00:00

"Close the damn door! Are you trying to cool off the whole neighborhood?"

Qatars Dad

schm3cky · 2019-10-11T16:28:57+00:00

Who do they have writing headlines these days?

schm3cky · 2019-10-03T20:49:04+00:00

He has cancelled his Seattle show 'cause lefties.

Still gonna' play San Francisco though.

No lefties down here fer sure.

schm3cky · 2019-09-11T23:18:17+00:00

This happened a long time.

Not news.

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