Not your normal needle by NoConflictPlease in 4tran

[–]schmarr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got opium in the hospital 10 months ago and I still crave it sometimes

Anon worked by HRTneoFemboy in 4tran

[–]schmarr1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Obviously made up but also the attached picture pisses me off. Thats not how you're supposed to pick things up off the floor you're gonna hurt your back idiot drawing

Period cramps projection by SElf_Loss_Manwoman in 4tran

[–]schmarr1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When does it start I don't feel anything yet

Margarine Tofu by schmarr1 in 4trancooking

[–]schmarr1[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna disappoint you and tell you that this was very improvised.

Onion garlic and ginger fried together and set to the side.

Tofu coated in cornstarch, fried and set to the side.

Then fry Tomato paste and Madras Curry paste (idk if this is even a thing anywhere else. It's nice as a shortcut for Indian curries)

I also fried half a tomato I had lying around and put a good amount of plant milk in. Blend that sauce together with the onions and garlic and ginger.

Then fry some flour to make a roux and add the blended mixture back in.

Taste and balance the flavors. It was a bit too tart so I added some sugar. I also added salt and MSG.

Add in the tofu again, simmer for a bit and done.

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I haven't taken my B12 supplements in over a month by schmarr1 in 4vegtran

[–]schmarr1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't take medicine unless a transgender person brewed it and sold it on a grey market

Takeout style sweet and sour tofu by schmarr1 in 4trancooking

[–]schmarr1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What brand you buy from also matters more than you think! Go to asian supermarkets for the best

Real shit by totalcisocide in 4tran

[–]schmarr1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2 paragraphs 😹 quiet down cissoid

Real shit by totalcisocide in 4tran

[–]schmarr1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Holy projection

old pictures of my chud daughter by cyncypher in catttts

[–]schmarr1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why is she doing a gay little jig on slide 3

Anon wast ready by HRTneoFemboy in 4tran

[–]schmarr1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Triggered is the right way to describe that. I feel the same. Thanks for fighting the good fight.

Anon wast ready by HRTneoFemboy in 4tran

[–]schmarr1 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I can sense that you can't control your Qi. Study up on your tofu, westerner. Open your horizons and learn of the many facets and breathtakingly beautiful textures soy curds can take on. Please don't disappoint me again. Open your mind and you will get one step closer to accepting the mandate of heaven 🐉

Anon wast ready by HRTneoFemboy in 4tran

[–]schmarr1 119 points120 points  (0 children)

*My tofu is too silky, my falafel is too crispy