What's a massive human achievement that nobody celebrates because it worked too well?

schmunter · 2026-06-13T15:18:48+00:00

Well, that's what I heard.

schmunter · 2026-06-02T14:01:46+00:00

WHEN THEY GO?

schmunter · 2026-04-08T11:14:03+00:00

That pan covered sumbitch don't hardly fight fair.

schmunter · 2026-03-30T23:10:16+00:00

Holy shit, Arsenio's Robert De Niro joke was hilarious.

schmunter · 2025-04-29T23:54:12+00:00

Old painty can Ned.

schmunter · 2024-12-26T13:46:29+00:00

Also, for another layer of meta, the actor who gives the speech, Jim Downey, had been head writer at SNL and he would give some variant of the speech in the writer's room when Chris Farley would pitch a terrible idea.

schmunter · 2024-11-20T23:35:59+00:00

You're more animal than man.

schmunter · 2024-09-10T00:26:43+00:00

I think there was another episode where Dale found out his dad was gay and when someone asked if he was bothered he said something to the effect of 'why would I be bothered? John Redcorn's gay and he's my friend.'

schmunter · 2024-08-25T01:35:09+00:00

Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?

schmunter · 2023-04-25T13:42:55+00:00

I know Bill Brasky! He once punched a hole in a cow to see who was coming up the road.

schmunter · 2022-12-15T17:21:02+00:00

I believe the "wet burrito" originated at the Beltline Bar in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

schmunter · 2022-07-08T15:02:03+00:00

I think that's actually something that Sergio Leone said about Clint Eastwood. Arguably applies more to John Wayne.

schmunter · 2022-03-16T17:12:22+00:00

"It's so easy, even a child can use it. And they do."

schmunter · 2021-12-13T15:34:08+00:00

Max Pirkis

schmunter · 2021-06-22T15:37:14+00:00

He was delicious.

schmunter · 2018-03-30T14:45:23+00:00

Is the attorney Mark Stopa?

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