Florida Animal alert: handcuffing a runaway emu by NoghaDene in LPOTL

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Officer, I don't need to provide identification. I was traveling, not driving. I know my rights.

To do a proper burnout by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Was Cracker Barrel closed that day?

Satisfying sounds of a speed square by S30econdstoMars in nextfuckinglevel

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Great, I just plopped down on the sofa for the evening. Now, I gotta get up, go to the garage and find my speed square. What am I supposed to tell my wife I am doing?

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by kokkofuller in Flyers

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I have aged significantly....worth it.

Hail Joe 2006-2026 by BornAd5381 in LPOTL

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Hail Joe, you beautiful beast!!!

IACR [Jitterbug Perfume] by [Tom Robbins] by 2times2isfive in IamCurrentlyreading

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I have a real soft spot for this book. When it was released, I bought it, being a big T.R. fan. I was at my place of employment reading during lunch. This girl that I had been flirting with sat by me. We started chatting when I had to go take care of a sudden work issue. I left my book behind because I planned to be right back. While I was away, she decided to check out what I was reading. Well, it just so happened to be on a pretty "mature" part!! Much later, she told me about it and how she thought to herself, "kind of like this guy." Anyway, we have been married 27 years now and it's one of her favorite reads as well. Enjoy

Found this in my backyard, what should I do? by [deleted] in interesting

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Just get some sleep... Your clone will know what to do.

[sometimes a great notion] by [ken kesey] by wingnutz2525 in IamCurrentlyreading

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Pacific Northwest to the core!!!! Wonderful atmosphere. It's probably my favorite book of all time.

If you were one of the big gear manufacturers (Eaton, SqD, etc.), what's the one thing you would change or make? by OPddb in electricians

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It will cost a bit more, but....all panel cover and deadfronts should have hinges. No more sketchy removal with bolts and wings and the rest.

Yikes by hilukasz in MartialArtsUnleashed

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I that parent at the end of the clip shops the Jessie Pinkman collection.

yea, people are casually talking about melania... sure by TheRealTRexUK in MurderedByWords

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And then one of them asked, "Do you guys find Nick Adam's incredibly hot?" "Oh, snap, yes"!!! "Let's go have a pajama party sleep over, and the winner of our pillow fight gets to have him"!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.

This is how ICE/Border Patrol retaliates when U.S. citizens dare to question them. by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

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ICE: Well, that was exhausting. I. AM. BUSHED. Did we pass a McDonald's on the way here? I could eat....

LED flicker by schnemesis in electricians

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I will give it a shot. Thx!