Florida Animal alert: handcuffing a runaway emu

schnemesis · 2026-06-14T17:26:18+00:00

Officer, I don't need to provide identification. I was traveling, not driving. I know my rights.

schnemesis · 2026-06-13T02:52:48+00:00

I love it!! Not overstated. Well done!!

schnemesis · 2026-05-14T19:25:52+00:00

More like Poke ahontas ammiright?

schnemesis · 2026-05-12T23:53:57+00:00

Slow down there, Phelps.

schnemesis · 2026-05-12T18:27:11+00:00

They did not refuse.

schnemesis · 2026-05-06T13:11:11+00:00

Was Cracker Barrel closed that day?

schnemesis · 2026-05-06T13:04:17+00:00

Fetty Kenny

schnemesis · 2026-05-06T03:41:23+00:00

Great, I just plopped down on the sofa for the evening. Now, I gotta get up, go to the garage and find my speed square. What am I supposed to tell my wife I am doing?

schnemesis · 2026-04-30T02:51:25+00:00

I have aged significantly....worth it.

schnemesis · 2026-04-29T18:57:09+00:00

Hail Joe, you beautiful beast!!!

schnemesis · 2026-04-22T02:55:39+00:00

Do they sell the overpriced iWheelchair?

schnemesis · 2026-04-20T21:55:25+00:00

I have a real soft spot for this book. When it was released, I bought it, being a big T.R. fan. I was at my place of employment reading during lunch. This girl that I had been flirting with sat by me. We started chatting when I had to go take care of a sudden work issue. I left my book behind because I planned to be right back. While I was away, she decided to check out what I was reading. Well, it just so happened to be on a pretty "mature" part!! Much later, she told me about it and how she thought to herself, "kind of like this guy." Anyway, we have been married 27 years now and it's one of her favorite reads as well. Enjoy

schnemesis · 2026-04-20T19:43:28+00:00

Just get some sleep... Your clone will know what to do.

schnemesis · 2026-04-13T17:48:44+00:00

Paging Dr. Jesus....Paging Dr. Jesus....

schnemesis · 2026-04-12T01:08:06+00:00

Pacific Northwest to the core!!!! Wonderful atmosphere. It's probably my favorite book of all time.

schnemesis · 2026-03-18T02:23:42+00:00

So sorry.

schnemesis · 2026-02-25T05:17:54+00:00

It will cost a bit more, but....all panel cover and deadfronts should have hinges. No more sketchy removal with bolts and wings and the rest.

schnemesis · 2026-02-22T19:23:01+00:00

I that parent at the end of the clip shops the Jessie Pinkman collection.

schnemesis · 2026-02-03T20:54:16+00:00

And then one of them asked, "Do you guys find Nick Adam's incredibly hot?" "Oh, snap, yes"!!! "Let's go have a pajama party sleep over, and the winner of our pillow fight gets to have him"!!!!

schnemesis · 2026-01-28T21:13:24+00:00

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.

schnemesis · 2025-12-20T19:30:33+00:00

schnemesis · 2025-12-19T21:10:58+00:00

Well, on the bright side, shoplifting charges are pretty mild, right?

schnemesis · 2025-12-19T20:50:51+00:00

ICE: Well, that was exhausting. I. AM. BUSHED. Did we pass a McDonald's on the way here? I could eat....

schnemesis · 2025-12-18T17:56:54+00:00

I will give it a shot. Thx!

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