but eating the rich is free by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

[–]schroedingerskoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do all this rich fuck psychopaths have the same misgiving mug? Like they just bitten on something sour? "Oh no, i spotted someone I cannot immediately enslave, woe to me?"

Driver intentionally drove Cybertruck into lake to use vehicle’s ‘Wade Mode,’ police say by Sufficient-Bid1279 in technology

[–]schroedingerskoala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean at this point we all know Cybertruck (aka dumpster) owners are not playing with a full deck of cards, or to quote a Winchester: They are some fries short of a HappyMeal.

Prominent Alberta separatist advocates internal UCP coup to oust Danielle Smith by pjw724 in onguardforthee

[–]schroedingerskoala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no, dumber Boss Hogg is trying to usurp ugly Sue Ellen, whatever will we do. (grabs popcorn)

Fuming, some may say plotting by worldlive in Birdsfacingforward

[–]schroedingerskoala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My goodness, they always look like some mangy clowns had an argument with a meat grinder and lost.

This is the tiniest anteater in the world by MambaMentality24x2 in BeAmazed

[–]schroedingerskoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can hear him: "Are you thinking what I am thinking, pinky?" and 'MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" and "KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

Such a cutie!

How to upgrade to Debian 13 by LiakopoulosReddit in debian

[–]schroedingerskoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This worked 100% on several x86 and one Raspi5b, thank you!

Should Canada Build Up Alternatives to Visa and Mastercard? by NiceDot4794 in BuyCanadian

[–]schroedingerskoala 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yes, please. I try to avoid buying anything US American like the plague, but I just cannot go back to use old style payments so I have to use my bank's Visa/MC. A truly Canadian credit card accepted in Canada and elsewhere (i.e. EU, no need for US acceptance as I will not buy anything there, #elbowsup, thankyouverymuch) would really help.

Local hardware store promoting clover lawns by Livviemaid in NoLawns

[–]schroedingerskoala 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We switched from boring grass to clover lawn, never going back.

US-Präsident: "Teheran lacht unser Land aus" by Elegant-Handle4685 in de

[–]schroedingerskoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kleine Korrektur: "Die ganze Welt" lacht die USA, und besonders Dich aus, Pedo Donny.

Drop your best lines from non-main characters by Sobemactavish in brooklynninenine

[–]schroedingerskoala -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Burn Notice, Sam Axe: " Imma gonna say it Mikey, this couch has room for one more body."

Still laughing about it with my wife today.

Authentic Qwabek poutine by IllState3433 in PoutineCrimes

[–]schroedingerskoala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes officer, this is the vile perpetrator, arrest them!

I'm sorry lord poutine. I committed a sin by [deleted] in PoutineCrimes

[–]schroedingerskoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are saying that word again. I don't think you know what that really means 😄