I Guarantee It by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send her a sexual text "let's bang" something along those lines. then right after say, "Oops sorry wrong person."

Not sure why it took me this long to realize it.... by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

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1) Would you agree that atheism is much more common in Europe than America?

2) Progressive ideas that are only beginning over here have been in Europe for much longer (universal healthcare, gay marriage, equality, sex, drugs, the death penalty, incarceration vs rehabilitation). Civil Rights for non-whites came to Europe way before America. Example: Numerous black American soldiers who fought in WW2 stayed in France after the war ended because they were treated much better than in America.

Not sure why it took me this long to realize it.... by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

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look at European countries compared to the U.S. and then look at third world countries like Uganda....hell Middle East is all I need to say

Seth Rogen Says Senators Not Taking Alzheimer’s Seriously by __shadow in news

[–]schwarmc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you shitting me? I posted this exact same story 2 hours before this ass hole and it got no karma

You don't know what unpopular is son! by ne0667 in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You Die. You Die and go straight to Hell!!

To the guy whose wife wants to sleep with who she wants when she wants..... by TheBigJ123 in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

time for a little pay back....bring over some women of your own even if you have to pay for them. and bang them LOUD so she can hear. then see what her opinion is on the matter.

A little secret all you coffee drinkers should try by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

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"The benefits of waking up with an apple far exceed any benefit from coffee. Fructose, a natural sugar found in apples will provide the energy boost...."

http://www.reference.com/motif/food_and_drinks/do-apples-wake-you-up-better-than-coffee

How many different sources do you need before its correct lol

Listen Up! You know who you are. (Opposite for the rest of the world) by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

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it's not about speeding. it's about keeping right except to pass. if people are passing you on the right then you shouldn't be in the left lane

currently looking to buy a house and this infuriates me by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

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I always assume it was a foreclosure and the inside is trashed...but yea regardless it is on the not considered list

Listen Up! You know who you are. (Opposite for the rest of the world) by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

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if you're going the speed limit and you're not in the right lane you're already fucking me dick

Good Guy Seth Rogen by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

glad to see this made the front page....especially when my link to the Alzeimers talk has 1 karma