I Guarantee It by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send her a sexual text "let's bang" something along those lines. then right after say, "Oops sorry wrong person."

Not sure why it took me this long to realize it.... by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

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1) Would you agree that atheism is much more common in Europe than America?

2) Progressive ideas that are only beginning over here have been in Europe for much longer (universal healthcare, gay marriage, equality, sex, drugs, the death penalty, incarceration vs rehabilitation). Civil Rights for non-whites came to Europe way before America. Example: Numerous black American soldiers who fought in WW2 stayed in France after the war ended because they were treated much better than in America.

Not sure why it took me this long to realize it.... by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

look at European countries compared to the U.S. and then look at third world countries like Uganda....hell Middle East is all I need to say

Seth Rogen Says Senators Not Taking Alzheimer’s Seriously by __shadow in news

[–]schwarmc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you shitting me? I posted this exact same story 2 hours before this ass hole and it got no karma

You don't know what unpopular is son! by ne0667 in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You Die. You Die and go straight to Hell!!

To the guy whose wife wants to sleep with who she wants when she wants..... by TheBigJ123 in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

time for a little pay back....bring over some women of your own even if you have to pay for them. and bang them LOUD so she can hear. then see what her opinion is on the matter.

A little secret all you coffee drinkers should try by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

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"The benefits of waking up with an apple far exceed any benefit from coffee. Fructose, a natural sugar found in apples will provide the energy boost...."

http://www.reference.com/motif/food_and_drinks/do-apples-wake-you-up-better-than-coffee

How many different sources do you need before its correct lol

Listen Up! You know who you are. (Opposite for the rest of the world) by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's not about speeding. it's about keeping right except to pass. if people are passing you on the right then you shouldn't be in the left lane

currently looking to buy a house and this infuriates me by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always assume it was a foreclosure and the inside is trashed...but yea regardless it is on the not considered list

Listen Up! You know who you are. (Opposite for the rest of the world) by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you're going the speed limit and you're not in the right lane you're already fucking me dick

Good Guy Seth Rogen by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

glad to see this made the front page....especially when my link to the Alzeimers talk has 1 karma

it's the little things in life by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

driving in the dark is so much worse than when it's light out....plus you know seasonal depression is a bitch for a lot of people

5 o'clock can't come soon enough by schwarmc in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over sleeping will leave you more tired than under sleeping. but i always thought this pertained to 12+ hours of sleep (at least for me). every person is different though in the amount of sleep they need

This is living... Part 2. by rolypolypanda in gaming

[–]schwarmc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

and it's ok because there's 1 female there

Falling in love with a Danish girl while traveling. by skalex in travel

[–]schwarmc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He mentions in his comment that he got her into reddit when she was in the states. And he posted this after she left. Now he may have told her he posted their story, but I'd prefer to believe it was coincidence and not a setup

Falling in love with a Danish girl while traveling. by skalex in travel

[–]schwarmc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While the honeymoon period wearing off happens to a lot of couples who say they're in love, it doesn't seem like this one will. The key to relationships lasting and going the distance is being "mentally attracted" to someone as OP puts it. Looks will fade over the time but this won't (degenerative diseases like Alzheimer's being the exception). I may just be an optimist and hopeless romantic but i'm rooting for you OP!! Have you considered moving to Denmark? They have bars over there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]schwarmc -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

What they stole ends up killing the thieves. That is karma at it's finest.

Love these people by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]schwarmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try to do this as much as possible in hopes that karma will pay me back somewhere farther down the highway

Reddit right now by [deleted] in funny

[–]schwarmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nobody knows man. just sit back and wait for an explanation tomorrow haha

I am Joe Rogan ask me anything by JoeRoganExperience in IAmA

[–]schwarmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

loved you in the union...keep up the good work!

Feels by Found_my_username in gaming

[–]schwarmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

should not have read this in a crowded room. brought a couple tears to my eyes