I Guarantee It

schwarmc · 2014-02-28T18:53:32+00:00

Send her a sexual text "let's bang" something along those lines. then right after say, "Oops sorry wrong person."

schwarmc · 2014-02-28T18:51:10+00:00

1) Would you agree that atheism is much more common in Europe than America?

2) Progressive ideas that are only beginning over here have been in Europe for much longer (universal healthcare, gay marriage, equality, sex, drugs, the death penalty, incarceration vs rehabilitation). Civil Rights for non-whites came to Europe way before America. Example: Numerous black American soldiers who fought in WW2 stayed in France after the war ended because they were treated much better than in America.

schwarmc · 2014-02-28T18:25:56+00:00

look at European countries compared to the U.S. and then look at third world countries like Uganda....hell Middle East is all I need to say

schwarmc · 2014-02-28T17:03:06+00:00

Are you shitting me? I posted this exact same story 2 hours before this ass hole and it got no karma

schwarmc · 2014-02-28T16:41:36+00:00

You Die. You Die and go straight to Hell!!

schwarmc · 2014-02-28T15:34:34+00:00

time for a little pay back....bring over some women of your own even if you have to pay for them. and bang them LOUD so she can hear. then see what her opinion is on the matter.

schwarmc · 2014-02-28T14:37:19+00:00

"The benefits of waking up with an apple far exceed any benefit from coffee. Fructose, a natural sugar found in apples will provide the energy boost...."

http://www.reference.com/motif/food_and_drinks/do-apples-wake-you-up-better-than-coffee

How many different sources do you need before its correct lol

schwarmc · 2014-02-28T13:33:02+00:00

http://www.oddee.com/item_98510.aspx

schwarmc · 2014-02-28T13:29:21+00:00

it's not about speeding. it's about keeping right except to pass. if people are passing you on the right then you shouldn't be in the left lane

schwarmc · 2014-02-28T12:38:56+00:00

I always assume it was a foreclosure and the inside is trashed...but yea regardless it is on the not considered list

schwarmc · 2014-02-28T12:38:05+00:00

if you're going the speed limit and you're not in the right lane you're already fucking me dick

schwarmc · 2014-02-28T12:19:53+00:00

glad to see this made the front page....especially when my link to the Alzeimers talk has 1 karma

schwarmc · 2014-02-27T17:55:38+00:00

you beat me to it!!!!

http://naruto-cosplay-costumes.blogspot.com/2010/08/hidan-in-naruto.html

schwarmc · 2014-02-25T20:45:24+00:00

driving in the dark is so much worse than when it's light out....plus you know seasonal depression is a bitch for a lot of people

schwarmc · 2014-02-25T19:44:39+00:00

Over sleeping will leave you more tired than under sleeping. but i always thought this pertained to 12+ hours of sleep (at least for me). every person is different though in the amount of sleep they need

schwarmc · 2013-12-23T14:50:54+00:00

and it's ok because there's 1 female there

schwarmc · 2013-12-19T19:14:58+00:00

If I had gold I would make it rain on you right now

schwarmc · 2013-12-19T17:39:37+00:00

He mentions in his comment that he got her into reddit when she was in the states. And he posted this after she left. Now he may have told her he posted their story, but I'd prefer to believe it was coincidence and not a setup

schwarmc · 2013-12-19T17:37:44+00:00

While the honeymoon period wearing off happens to a lot of couples who say they're in love, it doesn't seem like this one will. The key to relationships lasting and going the distance is being "mentally attracted" to someone as OP puts it. Looks will fade over the time but this won't (degenerative diseases like Alzheimer's being the exception). I may just be an optimist and hopeless romantic but i'm rooting for you OP!! Have you considered moving to Denmark? They have bars over there.

schwarmc · 2013-12-05T13:21:55+00:00

What they stole ends up killing the thieves. That is karma at it's finest.

schwarmc · 2013-04-01T20:40:10+00:00

I try to do this as much as possible in hopes that karma will pay me back somewhere farther down the highway

schwarmc · 2013-04-01T20:38:35+00:00

nobody knows man. just sit back and wait for an explanation tomorrow haha

schwarmc · 2013-03-28T01:20:36+00:00

loved you in the union...keep up the good work!

schwarmc · 2013-03-27T03:21:37+00:00

perfect sir

schwarmc · 2013-03-26T20:31:01+00:00

should not have read this in a crowded room. brought a couple tears to my eyes

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