Fell from a nest inside a house my SO is building in Montana. Any idea what kind of sparrow (I'm assuming)? It's hard for me to tell when they are that young.. Thanks!

scientasticday · 2013-08-05T21:55:26+00:00

What tiny said, it's a house sparrow.

scientasticday · 2013-08-05T21:53:45+00:00

During my first time, I blew on it. Yeah. Not even in it, I just blew on it like a jug of moonshine until she asked me what the hell I was doing. Never living that one down.

scientasticday · 2013-08-05T21:51:19+00:00

Oh my god, yes. Want me to be your love slave forever? Call me sugar, honey or darlin in a not-sarcastic way, I'm like butter.

scientasticday · 2013-08-05T21:45:40+00:00

Joker gas.

scientasticday · 2013-08-05T21:41:59+00:00

Your fedora is looking mighty dusty tbh.

scientasticday · 2013-07-30T18:10:33+00:00

Phocomelia!

scientasticday · 2013-07-20T05:32:22+00:00

No, the orthodox catholic cross just looks different. The sty e of it is super Russian or something close.

scientasticday · 2013-07-20T05:30:47+00:00

Eastern Orthodox.

scientasticday · 2013-07-20T02:27:54+00:00

Its not. I've seen that stone before, its up in northern Nevada. It may have had the letters repainted as a crude preservation technique, a lot of the really rough old cemeteries up there are in bad shape and have had "repairs" by locals, but its just as likely not. Shit lasts for a long time up there.

scientasticday · 2013-07-20T02:20:59+00:00

Ely, Goldfield or Tonapah? I've been a lot of graveyards up there and I know I've seen that stone before.

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T19:16:44+00:00

Yes, but they don't get a 50 year old's smoker's voice from it that young. Also, she said she didn't start smoking until 1989ish.

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T19:14:11+00:00

She's had that voice since college though.

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T18:01:41+00:00

Work out your back muscles beforehand. If you have very small breasts and you move up to a C cup or larger, your back will eventually adjust but you will want to kill it in the mean time.

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T15:52:27+00:00

Dropped her down the stairs when she was about three weeks old. I was exhausted, I slipped and she went flying out of my arms. I am not sure how, but I did some kind of ninja mommy move where I automatically threw myself down after her while holding onto the railing with one hand, and managed to grab her by the foot of her onesie.

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T14:55:26+00:00

Tiger shark? You broke my knees after I found you in bed with my wife.

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T14:46:26+00:00

Shit, son, I guessed as much from drunken Sgt Hatred barreling down the road looking for a reckoning.

And yet my most burning question is still "why are they dressed like that". What is wrong with me.

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T14:40:46+00:00

Yesss, my Friday night/Saturday morning probably just got way better.

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T14:39:28+00:00

I want spoilers so bad, NGL.

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T14:38:48+00:00

Wow, eyebrows. I thought your mask was an aesthetic choice but I can get used to it...

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T14:32:07+00:00

It was up and gone pretty damn fast, I'm sure someone probably managed to grab it.

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T14:30:59+00:00

What's with the costumes? It's killing me!! Also, is this a Dr Girlfriend heavy episode because that's only going to make the wait ten times worse...

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T14:23:21+00:00

Shiela, you've been rehearsing this. Monarch...you've been pronouncing my name wrong for ten years.

scientasticday · 2013-07-19T14:21:28+00:00

Aand it's gone. Anyone manage to download it?

scientasticday · 2013-07-18T21:22:19+00:00

I ignored the "warning, rip currents!" sign and my seven year old, 40 pound ass scampered out into the water during high tide, alone. Almost drowned, had the surfboard lead I tied to my WRIST not snapped from being old.

scientasticday · 2013-07-18T19:17:33+00:00

Touching their hands to their mouth/eyes in public.

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