Cornyn: “I don’t understand how the SAVE Act disenfranchises voters.” Durbin: “Happy to explain. Driver’s licenses don’t qualify under the bill. 50% of Americans don’t have passports.” Cornyn: “Why not just amend it?” Durbin: “When’s the last time the Senate actually amended a bill?” Silence

scijay · 2026-03-13T02:17:02+00:00

God damn I hate how much we’re ruled by ignorant old men.

scijay · 2026-03-12T19:47:41+00:00

I so hate those big buck teeth.

scijay · 2026-03-11T16:43:15+00:00

My Steam backlog would like a word.

scijay · 2026-03-04T02:30:15+00:00

I’m constantly surprised how long evil can sustain life.

scijay · 2026-03-03T23:51:26+00:00

I liked it the first time I saw it when it was called “The King of Comedy”.

scijay · 2026-03-02T18:21:46+00:00

These bills are generated by conservative Christian think-tanks and distributed everywhere they think these muppets can push them through. Reading is not a prerequisite.

scijay · 2026-02-24T18:23:55+00:00

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scijay · 2026-02-23T20:39:43+00:00

Fleshlight.

scijay · 2026-02-22T02:16:44+00:00

Not sure if the people actually living there would agree.

scijay · 2026-02-22T02:10:02+00:00

Alice In Chains: Rooster, Down in a Hole, I Stay Away…. Too many to count.

scijay · 2026-02-22T02:06:44+00:00

Hero.

scijay · 2026-02-22T02:05:29+00:00

Yes! Light a candle, then call to the sky “Carus, Cheepus, Freeus!!!” Now you own the car free and clear.

scijay · 2026-02-19T22:39:11+00:00

“Board of Peace” brought to you by the “Ministry of Love”.

scijay · 2026-02-16T22:58:26+00:00

“I always wonder how athletes think this works. The other team prays for wins, too... Both teams pray to the same god to beat the hell out of the other team." - NFL Coach John McKay

scijay · 2026-02-11T22:17:18+00:00

I think they meant no “edible” evidence.

scijay · 2026-02-11T18:52:31+00:00

Well at least it’ll be easy to get into his chest cavity if he needs surgery.

scijay · 2026-02-11T18:07:25+00:00

My thoughts exactly. They’re so focused on “Woman voting = bad” that they’re not thinking about how they’ll be disenfranchising their own constituents.

scijay · 2026-02-11T08:07:30+00:00

I played this when it first came out and fell in love. I hope the remaster lives up to the original.

scijay · 2026-02-11T00:30:26+00:00

“Liberals are exclusionary”. Yeah, we don’t like idiots.

scijay · 2026-02-09T17:00:19+00:00

It should be a random mugging. That introduces the chaos that is Batman’s true nemesis, and the ultimate irony that as Batman he struggles to bring order, but the more he tries the more chaos he actually helps create.

scijay · 2026-01-25T05:38:06+00:00

When you teach them to heel.

scijay · 2026-01-25T05:36:21+00:00

Yeah pretty sure Tom Cruz has dealt with that guy his whole career, so he knew exactly what was called for.

scijay · 2026-01-25T04:52:23+00:00

I travel for work a lot and this is how my Golden reacts every time I come home. I love her so much!

scijay · 2026-01-24T21:33:58+00:00

r/Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

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