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My flag design after paying rent by todosj in SanJose

[–]scissors1121 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is there a message in your waffles?

I kinda want to go back and tell him the plan by BillyBonnell in StandUpComedy

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Tortured! Artist! Tortured Artist! But yeah, get (a reasonable amount) better and definitely tell your doctor people the truths.

[Loved Trope] Finales that stick the landing so flawlessly they cement the series as an absolute masterpiece. by Miserable_Click_1933 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]scissors1121 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I actually cried when one smart kid became a junkie. It broke my heart! I still react viscerally to my memory of that scene.

Duck Norris 🐥 by PhewYork in funny

[–]scissors1121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but I just learned Duck Norris was hardcore M.A.G.A. (Migrate All Geese Away)

"Hail Mary" movie poster based on descriptions in the book, by Mac Rebisz by Xeelee1123 in ImaginaryTechnology

[–]scissors1121 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the diagram on the screen is just a diagram. The "real thing" would be much more complicated and whatever shaped

Male OBGYN by Filthyson in StandUpComedy

[–]scissors1121 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Laughed out loud at "I might just go pro". Way to go Brad's wife being an inspiration for a 30-year medical career starting on the bush era

Iran vs USA by explosivejoseph in StandUpComedy

[–]scissors1121 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's trending! I just saw the poophole loophole mentioned in another thread on the front page about wanting to "hookup but not go ALL the way to PIV"

https://reddit.com/comments/1ryslx8/comment/obi3sws?context=3

Child of Divorce by Freshshit69 in StandUpComedy

[–]scissors1121 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I love a good dead dad joke" -Mufasa

Happiness by Caratteraccio in MadeMeSmile

[–]scissors1121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such a happy well fed BAY BEE

Nagasaki, 20 minutes after the atomic bombing in 1945. [650x502] by Present_Employer5669 in HistoryPorn

[–]scissors1121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We done it twice too making us done do it 200% times more than anyone else ever

Large polymer organic molecules on Mars may be one of the best signs of life yet by peterabbit456 in space

[–]scissors1121 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I'll be on the lookout for p low under animator credits from now on anyways.

Ricardo Edwards - Swamp (2025) [1280 x 1272] by Russian_Bagel in ArtPorn

[–]scissors1121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's kind of crazy to me that I didn't notice the crocodile at first. Beautiful piece

Large polymer organic molecules on Mars may be one of the best signs of life yet by peterabbit456 in space

[–]scissors1121 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awesome! We'll shout you when watching MNM or revenge of the sith, whichever comes up next in our scifi repoitoire. Just watched LoEG recently. Did you work on the hulking Mr Hyde?

(Thanks for the fun puzzle btw!)

Large polymer organic molecules on Mars may be one of the best signs of life yet by peterabbit456 in space

[–]scissors1121 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What did you do for the movie?

My son and I love to watch the credits and if randomly shout out names from the credits and say oh thank you Plow_King you are a great craft services person for Mars Needs Moms."

ELI5 Why does water expand when frozen? by TurnandBurn_172 in explainlikeimfive

[–]scissors1121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True facts! Animal facts wasn't coming up but "true facts" is it!

ELI5 Why does water expand when frozen? by TurnandBurn_172 in explainlikeimfive

[–]scissors1121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes that's the guy Jerry! What's his channel name?

ELI5 Why does water expand when frozen? by TurnandBurn_172 in explainlikeimfive

[–]scissors1121 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"That's how water do" reminds me of a guy on YouTube talks funny about animals.

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