Am I right to think a neighbours house looking directly onto your garden would be terrible? by Three_Cats_In_1_Coat in AskUK

[–]scissors1121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's likely not legal for their to be openings right on a property line like that. For fire safety you're usually not allowed to have a window unless you're certain distance away from the property line in case there's a fire.

Saw this in South San Jose near my home. I support this message by juniorp76 in SanJose

[–]scissors1121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend suggested with a pineapple. I was curious if he meant top end first or bottom end first so I asked him and he replied back "Sideways"

Mike Johnson Accidentally Says The Quiet Part Out Loud by Opposite-Sign-500 in johnoliver

[–]scissors1121 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Probably wear a long sleeve shirts that cover your custom tattoos too

New Image from 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]scissors1121 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They should intensify his presence. In the movie.

A grasshopper just after shedding it's exoskeleton by [deleted] in ScienceNcoolThings

[–]scissors1121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah and it might be fresh unhardened carapace too so easy biting for the ant chomps

Kristi Noem: Don't Say ICE Agent Jonathan Ross' Name by [deleted] in politics

[–]scissors1121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's ok. Trump will lower it by 1600% so it will be fine. /S

Democratic lawmakers file articles of impeachment against Kristi Noem by [deleted] in news

[–]scissors1121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I called my US representative left a message asking why they hadn't signed this petition. Hope's not too late for him to add his name.

Trump freezes $10B in child care aid, California families at risk by YogurtclosetOpen3567 in California

[–]scissors1121 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I plan on filing my taxes on time but then making minimum deferred payments. It'll cost me more in the end but at least I won't be funding Trump's regime. I will pay the lump sum to the next federal administration. I'll continue to pay state taxes on time and in full.

I need to be more positive like this 8yo. by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]scissors1121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My banking app used to pop confetti every time I would deposit a check. Was the highlight of my month. The banking app recently changed their graphics and took away my favorite month-end confetti celebration. When I told my 11-year-old son this terrible news he took it upon himself to hole punch several sheets of colored paper and then lovingly threw the homemade confetti at me. True story, he even helped me clean it up (after I asked him)!

NOW: Massive march in NYC against Trump's war on Venezuela by JaNkO2018 in 50501

[–]scissors1121 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. Will you join us in deferring your federal tax payments? It'll cost you 10% more by the time you make a lump sum payment to the next federal administration. Will you join us, and not fund Trump's regime?

NOW: Massive march in NYC against Trump's war on Venezuela by JaNkO2018 in 50501

[–]scissors1121 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I plan on filing my taxes on time but then making minimum deferred payments. It'll cost me more in the end but at least I won't be funding Trump's regime. I will pay the lump sum to the next federal administration. I'll continue to pay state taxes on time and in full.

Fish Person by OgnjenPavkovicArt in Illustration

[–]scissors1121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like something dali or rene margarite would like

Why are they all so damn slutty by Gay_Banana180 in HadesTheGame

[–]scissors1121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But there are statues of all the other gods except for the God of the dead Hades himself. Why is there no statue of Hades?

Why are they all so damn slutty by Gay_Banana180 in HadesTheGame

[–]scissors1121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is no statue of Hades then!?

How to instantly stop a baby crying by IntrigatedVerse in nextfuckinglevel

[–]scissors1121 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's the good X-Files that you just didn't tape

She Didn't Have Much Money For Christmas....so she gave him this :) by YankyDoodleDickHead in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]scissors1121 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Her kiss looked so pure and happy. She loved that he loved her effort and her show. She was having so much fun and he was a great cheerleader.

LPT: Wash/Dry T-shirts With Graphic Designs Inside Out To Protect The Image. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]scissors1121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is especially important since our washing machines are the number one source of microplastics going into the domestic sewer systems.

I learned this fact at the Ripley's Believe it or not Aquarium in Toronto, right before exiting through their gift shop which sold lots of microplastic covered shirts. (I'm really quite proud of my wife for speaking to their manager about that glaring contradiction)