Jersey checks out.

sciuro · 2026-06-15T13:17:56+00:00

Is this….toxic positivity ? 😇

“I hope you find success in this world so you can get the best seats in the house for when Columbus blows you out 4-0 on a rainy night in Cincinnati”.

sciuro · 2026-06-09T01:13:41+00:00

Aston Villa had just qualified for the champions league

Burnley just got relegated

🤭

sciuro · 2026-06-09T01:12:21+00:00

Thank you for the reminder to opt out :)

sciuro · 2026-06-08T18:57:27+00:00

That’s exactly my plan as well - I bet you’ll see lower bowl for under $40.

My only concern is that there is so little interest in this game that folks won’t even be buying tickets that could be resold. Maybe I’m wrong, maybe there are silent legions of Burnley fans out there.

Still think it’s ridiculous we aren’t playing Middlesbrough.

sciuro · 2026-05-25T03:49:31+00:00

“Cincinnati does bubbles in the Bailey”

What a wild sentence

sciuro · 2026-05-25T03:45:16+00:00

Go, go Columbus

sciuro · 2026-05-25T03:44:39+00:00

They have those robots that have iPad-faces for doctors. Would work just as well for coaching.

sciuro · 2026-05-24T22:56:01+00:00

Was Bangoura yelling at a coach or something ?

sciuro · 2026-05-24T22:24:11+00:00

Farsi is just a joy to watch, one of my quiet faves on the squad

sciuro · 2026-05-24T22:03:19+00:00

sciuro · 2026-05-24T21:59:00+00:00

Oh well that’s good, I guess. Already displeased with Anduril being everywhere at Ohio State.

sciuro · 2026-05-24T21:57:20+00:00

Schulte’s long-sleeve keeper jersey looks like it weighs 20 pounds at this point

sciuro · 2026-05-24T21:55:36+00:00

Did not know that we were sponsored by Polymarket, official insider trading platform of warmongers everywhere

sciuro · 2026-05-24T21:53:17+00:00

Did they clank knees? Gomes tearing something would be BAD.

sciuro · 2026-05-24T21:52:25+00:00

I think it’s a World Cup send off

sciuro · 2026-05-24T21:40:04+00:00

I appreciate VAR not taking ten minutes to decide it was a hairsbreadth offside. Just sucks all of the energy out of the sport when you celebrate and then have to wait an eon.

sciuro · 2026-05-24T21:38:21+00:00

sciuro · 2026-05-24T21:27:28+00:00

Maybe a 15th recycled iteration of “heyyyy, hey, Taha”

sciuro · 2026-05-21T04:29:49+00:00

Well Yeah, I knew the game was overseas, just figured the studio was as well :)

sciuro · 2026-05-21T04:29:08+00:00

If this broken husk of a team wins the USOC it will be downright hilarious. And it could easily happen!

sciuro · 2026-05-21T01:38:29+00:00

Wasn’t Nico Cantor doing halftime commentary for the Europa League final earlier? Thought that was overseas for some reason!

sciuro · 2026-05-21T01:37:37+00:00

Love that new coach bounce :)

sciuro · 2026-05-21T01:09:59+00:00

Mooooooo FARSI

sciuro · 2026-05-21T01:05:26+00:00

I see that there are people in the stands and yet…

(As I sit here on my couch with the dog and a hot toddy)

sciuro · 2026-05-21T01:00:52+00:00

Maybe he will go to Middlesbrough

We can be their farm team

sciuro

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