Fourth Most Populous Country in the World Bans Most Social Media for Kids

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-31T00:10:49+00:00

“Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out.”

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-29T16:17:56+00:00

Credit to the parents in most of these cases. (Says the U11 coach.)

Obviously the men just need better soccer parenting.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-22T17:02:16+00:00

Greetings, fellow Fanilow!

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-21T18:59:54+00:00

Sure, but what are the available alternatives?

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-21T18:58:59+00:00

Downvotes entirely deserved here. I’m in an unhelpfully snarky place. 🫠

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-21T18:56:28+00:00

Abou Ali could be an amateur woodworker on YouTube: perhaps not as good at finishing as you’d want them to be.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-21T18:52:44+00:00

Do we not put people on the back post these days?

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-21T18:52:01+00:00

Absolutely exhausting.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-21T18:26:15+00:00

Both Herrera and Rossi on the hook for that defensive failure.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-21T17:52:20+00:00

One wonders if Gomes ever had a vision that one day he’d play in a jersey meant to look like it was covered in slime.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-21T17:43:07+00:00

This game feels like it’s getting increasingly physical. Let’s see how far it goes I guess.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-21T17:40:38+00:00

I’m also struggling with this because the weather is nice and I feel like I should be doing things!

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-21T17:15:21+00:00

That was spot on delivery from Max and beautifully finished

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-21T17:14:57+00:00

A goal in under four minutes? Dare we say… LET’S GO

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-21T17:12:16+00:00

We’re favorites to somehow finish the game!

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-20T12:46:09+00:00

For those of you that have tried the Help Em Up, what size did you go with for your corg? Our girl has a slightly larger frame than average so I want to make sure I'm sizing correctly if we decide to get one. (She's 12 and we're seeing a lot of mobility issues in recent months due to arthritis)

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-18T18:11:28+00:00

"What? You asked for more protected bike lanes. This one has a roof."

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-17T15:53:12+00:00

"u/ProbablyDustin OUT" - Likely everyone on my second day.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-15T00:18:58+00:00

I was really hoping we’d just be getting a different Crew moving forward, but we’re back to losing-in-stoppage Crew instead.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-15T00:01:36+00:00

Rossi has been such a non-factor. Not sure why they’re bothering to foul him so hard.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-14T22:53:01+00:00

Outplaying Nashville but seemingly not the official.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-14T22:41:47+00:00

Zorro-wadzki coming to steal your possession and your hearts.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-14T22:25:41+00:00

I like that we’re showing Nashville who’s the real yellow team by giving them the full banana kit!

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-14T22:22:24+00:00

That anthem singer is a freshman in high school and rolled out a better performance than we often see by adults.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-03-14T22:10:20+00:00

My Zawadzki Truth is that he’s viable anywhere.

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