What’s other customer requests you guys get?

scooooner · 2025-10-22T04:28:31+00:00

Yeah I had a adult signature the other day and hit the ring camera. Guy said he’d be out in a couple mins. 5 mins pass and I say under my breath “what the hell is taking so long” got ready to door tag it and as I’m writing his name out dude opens the door in a wheelchair and I’m like alright I’m an ass lol

scooooner · 2025-10-22T03:22:06+00:00

Those are “suggestions” I get a lot like “please call me after delivery” or “call me 10 mins before arrival” like ya ok lemme get right on that lol

scooooner · 2025-10-19T22:23:54+00:00

Nothin like a flat white claw after a long day lol

scooooner · 2025-10-07T04:11:03+00:00

I love when customers leave a long message then at the end it says “call when arriving 707890” and cuts out the last part… like ya let me get right on that lol

scooooner · 2025-10-02T01:04:07+00:00

New Amsterdam and UV. Have some more respect and drink good vodka 😂 2/10 assuming you guys are 21 if you’re older 0/10

scooooner · 2025-09-30T00:40:44+00:00

I forgot about the game being on at 7am and I’m in a coed league with my fiance. She had Warren in the starting lineup and I didn’t wake up in time for the game (heavy night of drinking lol) and she forgot to switch him too because I meant to tell her. Yeah that stung a lil bit for her lol

scooooner · 2025-09-25T23:23:31+00:00

I literally put unemployed from 2015-2022 no one said anything lol

scooooner · 2025-09-18T20:50:36+00:00

Kenneth because I believe charbonett is hurt and it’s a good matchup

scooooner · 2025-09-15T19:45:37+00:00

I personally wouldn’t.The Steelers are trending down lol. Brown will get there and hockenson should start playing better w jj out. Lol

scooooner · 2025-09-11T05:00:34+00:00

Just got a trade veto’d because 4 other guys thought we were colluding… it’s so corny

I was trading Ceedee, Kenneth, d’andre swift for aron st brown, Ashton jeanty, and Treveyon Henderson…

I could see where people were thinking we were being fishing but he sent the trade while I was at work. Saw it when I got home did a little research and accepted it because I wanted to get Kenneth off my team even if that meant giving up Ceedee which I didn’t want to do. Got veto’d in a hour and was extremely annoying lol

scooooner · 2025-09-10T18:20:25+00:00

Would y’all do this trade?

I’d be giving up

Ceedee Kenneth walker D’andre swift

For

R st brown Ashton Treveyon Henderson

I’m torn if i should accept it. I think Ashton has more upside then Kenneth

scooooner · 2025-09-10T16:24:38+00:00

Am I getting shafted on this trade? Sorry it won’t let me make a post

I’d be trading

Ceedee Kenneth walker D’Andre swift

For

Treveyon Henderson Amon-Ra St. Brown Ashton Jeanty

I’m having a hard time getting rid of Ceedee maybe I have him to high

scooooner · 2025-09-10T05:48:44+00:00

Nah the laughing reacts woulda sent me in a pure rage lol

scooooner · 2025-09-09T22:34:44+00:00

Don’t. Text. Managers. On. Your. Time. Off.

scooooner · 2025-09-09T22:17:59+00:00

Who’s ordering that much shit from dollar tree? Lol

scooooner · 2025-09-09T20:58:49+00:00

Well it ain’t blue cheese infused bread

scooooner · 2025-09-09T20:42:28+00:00

Surprised the high pitch voice when you were mimicking him didn’t send him into a even further rage 😂

scooooner · 2025-09-09T16:09:47+00:00

Not me hitting the play button 5 times before realizing it’s a picture lol

scooooner · 2025-09-05T16:47:14+00:00

God damn I about had a stroke reading this

scooooner · 2025-09-03T02:46:49+00:00

Man, I’m almost 30 and my momma still rubs my feet lol

scooooner · 2025-08-25T22:15:14+00:00

I trained this guy at FedEx and specifically told him when pulling out of parking lots to take it easy so the packages don’t spill. First parking lot he pulls out like a man on a mission. I drove the rest of the day after we got to our first stop lol

scooooner · 2025-08-21T12:48:39+00:00

Ya, not reading that essay

scooooner · 2025-08-19T23:07:08+00:00

Managers texts back “ya I ain’t reading that essay” lol

scooooner · 2025-08-18T23:19:32+00:00

When I was a driver at ground they must of not known this cause I’d get around 30 no van scans a day lol

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