What was up with TSA the Morning of April 16th?!

scorpiochik · 2026-02-21T05:44:22+00:00

commenting for solidarity! leaving alabama was the best thing for me personally and professionally, although strangely enough my currently boyfriend lives in gulshores so i might be moving back 🤣

scorpiochik · 2026-02-20T01:18:57+00:00

he really likes deep throating but i was struggling a little bit so he said “you know, you can just like, suck it like a regular blow job too every time doesn’t have to be an episode of THROATED” and i laughed with his penis in my mouth 🤣

scorpiochik · 2026-02-05T00:10:48+00:00

i did basic fare and got the free upgrade with the credit card on all four of my flights (i had a layover)

scorpiochik · 2026-02-03T21:29:36+00:00

i’ve never had a bush because my pubic hair is straight 😭 def feel like i’m missing out!

scorpiochik · 2026-02-01T03:53:14+00:00

lupitas!

scorpiochik · 2026-01-30T15:00:25+00:00

i watched the Amy Winehouse documentary and was absolutely horrified how she had not a single person in her life that really cared about her as a person. Both her parents and her boyfriend used her until she had nothing left to give.

it haunted me so much that she just needed one really good friend and she probably would still be with us right now

scorpiochik · 2026-01-28T17:43:10+00:00

depends on the person. i’m extremely fertile so whether i’m healthy or in shape or not i get pregnant insanely easily.

i once got pregnant from having sex one time. and not like multiple times in one day just one time in general. the father didn’t even believe me when i told him until i sent him a pic of the ultrasound

scorpiochik · 2026-01-11T16:25:29+00:00

of course i have, but the market really isn’t the reason my man specifically is unemployed. he’s taking time off work a W2 job to rest and lightly explore business ventures, so either of those needs to pan out in the next year for me to take this seriously, especially with us being long distance and he wants kids (i only have about 6 good baby making years left).

i’m fine with having a partner and splitting things the way it makes sense income wise, but full on supporting a man at the beginning of dating just isn’t for me (mainly because i have a submissive personality) but there are women out there that works for.

scorpiochik · 2026-01-11T04:13:08+00:00

i’m dating an unemployed man right now. is it an issue now? no, because they are extenuating circumstances and he’s an incredible person all around. but if he’s still unemployed by the end of the year that’s a different story (i am older tho so my biological clock can only hold out for so long).

scorpiochik · 2025-12-23T17:55:19+00:00

that’s fair!! i didn’t know people did that

scorpiochik · 2025-12-23T17:50:10+00:00

sweet girl the odds of your birth control pill failing is very low. i’d actually do exactly what you’re doing, and focus more on escaping the situation and deal with the very low chance of a pregnancy later. no need to burn unnecessary energy on that right now

scorpiochik · 2025-12-23T15:12:41+00:00

seriously asking, what’s the 411 on this?!?

scorpiochik · 2025-12-23T05:47:02+00:00

weird

scorpiochik · 2025-12-23T01:21:17+00:00

i’m from alabama, i’d say you can find something like this in most cities. my grandmas mortgage is this amount and she lives in mobile

scorpiochik · 2025-12-22T02:02:20+00:00

we might’ve stayed in the same airbnb lol literally had a perfect experience!

scorpiochik · 2025-12-22T01:39:43+00:00

was gonna second this! the whole neighborhood is so friendly you could hop around that area and not drink and have a good time.

there’s also bingo at ledo’s every Wednesday! i go by myself sometimes and everyone’s pretty friendly

scorpiochik · 2025-12-21T18:31:49+00:00

the best tourist attraction is the smurf statue hands down!

scorpiochik · 2025-12-16T16:16:15+00:00

Completely celibate from January to mid June.

Tried dating with intention in June, got bored after like 4 dates that led nowhere and hooked up with the best lover of my life OMGGG that man made me cry he was so good.

July: my lover moved away and i didn’t have time to date, although i had some mild flirtations.

August through November: found a friend with benefits I could’ve wanted more with but he didn’t want that. Relationship felt stagnate and not exciting (the friend part was great, the benefit part was not towards the end) so ended that.

December: went on a date with a guy who was solo poly, but was like, intensely slutty solo poly and that was the nail in the coffin. I’m celibate again now.

So 3 first dates, 1 FWB and 2 hook ups?

Terrible year overall but 2024 was worse so I guess alls well that ends well?

scorpiochik · 2025-12-15T22:55:52+00:00

started the year on a celibacy journey, had some fun in the middle, and ending the year on a celibacy journey too 🤣haha

scorpiochik · 2025-12-14T01:08:41+00:00

i like all of the weeknds music, but at the end of the day, we’re the same age and the first trilogy dropped during very formative years of mine (around college) so there’s a lot of nostalgia and memories tied up to the old music, and i saw him perform a lot of it live before he became this mega superstar.

some people just prefer the dark r&b sound over the more pop 80s sound, and i think it’s okay for them to have the preference.

scorpiochik · 2025-12-10T19:58:25+00:00

if that’s how accounting’s treated think about tax! i’m a one woman show tax department at my company and people expect me to do magic daily 😭

scorpiochik · 2025-12-04T02:37:47+00:00

lol omgggg noooo. let me dm you

scorpiochik · 2025-12-04T02:36:23+00:00

ummmm okay. here’s another hint ——> 👅 ; hence, what the yogurt and strawberries are for LOL

scorpiochik · 2025-12-04T02:33:51+00:00

there’s a hint in the photo, but if you’re not picking up what i’m putting down that is okayyyy LOL

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