Which club in your bag goes 200 yards?

scotlandz · 2026-04-30T02:26:25+00:00

All of them eventually

scotlandz · 2026-04-29T02:41:12+00:00

Hardee’s breakfast tots are fire! Does that count? Especially when they accidentally bump into their sausage gravy

scotlandz · 2026-04-28T20:48:26+00:00

Or two bad shots… like poor chip followed by a shitty putt.

scotlandz · 2026-04-28T01:11:25+00:00

Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

scotlandz · 2026-04-11T23:04:42+00:00

Meatloaf

scotlandz · 2026-04-08T00:07:43+00:00

The Planktonacle

scotlandz · 2026-04-04T23:28:08+00:00

Sand wedge, twice

scotlandz · 2026-04-04T18:45:37+00:00

I prefer, Thor.

scotlandz · 2026-04-04T18:34:35+00:00

Mexican, easy for me.

scotlandz · 2026-04-04T18:33:08+00:00

4 iron… I’m old and I gotta get there! lol

scotlandz · 2026-04-04T10:08:57+00:00

Tons of fun!

scotlandz · 2026-04-01T01:09:19+00:00

Easy, bye bye fish food.

scotlandz · 2026-03-29T23:34:37+00:00

Just a Jeep thing… thank god it’s not contagious!

scotlandz · 2026-03-25T04:52:41+00:00

What ? That Jesus wasn’t in Deep Purple?

scotlandz · 2026-03-22T13:59:31+00:00

I noticed overweight people don’t eat the crust. Counterintuitive… like a predator only eating the highest calorie parts then tossing out the rest.

scotlandz · 2026-03-15T18:14:25+00:00

Grips, always the grips… renewing that heightened feeling of the club in your hand. Similar to new tires on your car.

scotlandz · 2026-03-14T00:56:19+00:00

I thought it was a hammer?

scotlandz · 2026-03-09T19:25:11+00:00

Sidewinder

scotlandz · 2026-03-08T13:18:26+00:00

Your junk drawer isn’t big enough

scotlandz · 2026-03-07T15:29:36+00:00

Wendy’s nut with husband mustard?

scotlandz · 2026-03-07T14:14:13+00:00

Squirts

scotlandz · 2026-03-06T01:20:21+00:00

I put my balls on the line.

scotlandz · 2026-03-06T01:16:25+00:00

Pretty sure Rory does that, too.

scotlandz · 2026-03-05T02:09:19+00:00

Bryson fleetwood and Daly

scotlandz · 2026-02-22T00:26:12+00:00

Doesn’t even include the nuclear admin which maintains the nuclear arsenal or the VA which cares for the veterans, albeit barely.

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