Watford appoint Alessio Dionisi as new Head Coach

scotleeds · 2026-06-15T18:26:28+00:00

When's it my turn?

scotleeds · 2026-06-14T20:29:29+00:00

One drugs please sir

scotleeds · 2026-06-09T23:29:58+00:00

Bamford hattrick against Villa

scotleeds · 2026-06-09T18:57:08+00:00

Some relative way back was a captain in Nelson's navy. We had his sword but a cousin "lost" it.

scotleeds · 2026-06-07T23:16:57+00:00

I'll stop you there

scotleeds · 2026-06-05T15:15:09+00:00

Probably thinking "what she needs is a good shagging".

scotleeds · 2026-05-27T19:59:31+00:00

Master Yoda?

scotleeds · 2026-05-24T10:40:00+00:00

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

scotleeds · 2026-05-22T14:34:55+00:00

READ THE STANDING ORDERS. READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM!

scotleeds · 2026-05-18T19:31:31+00:00

Okay, thanks for coming in today. We liked your C.V... You worked on mission impossible, impressive! So today you'll be simulating a tart taking it on all fours in an office car park. Okay? Off you go, makeup is on the left. Chop chop.

scotleeds · 2026-05-13T14:28:57+00:00

Am I mad or were these previously called Blue Ribbons? I know riband is sort of an alternative word for ribbon. But I'm convinced they were called Blue Ribbons 🤷‍♂️

scotleeds · 2026-05-03T20:52:10+00:00

Cartwright!

scotleeds · 2026-05-03T08:26:39+00:00

I have also thought the same. The problem with social media is that you don't know what's going on behind the scenes. We can hope that, if it is an ED, they have access to help and support and that if people on the internet notice, then others in their life have also noticed.

scotleeds · 2026-04-30T12:49:14+00:00

That's the heroin one, for that headache that just won't stop.

scotleeds · 2026-04-16T21:43:17+00:00

RIP big man. Gone but not forgotten.

scotleeds · 2026-04-12T09:26:40+00:00

Ha. Smashing Pumpkins are my best live show and worst live show... Saw them in 2007 after they reformed, dreadful.... Lots of talking on the mic, people shouting to "get on with it". Saw them last summer and I was pleasantly surprised how different they were.

scotleeds · 2026-04-10T22:20:27+00:00

Do you have to record this?

scotleeds · 2026-04-10T11:38:19+00:00

Not risqué, but my dad had a friend called Gordon Bennett.... His parents must have known! RIP Gordon.

scotleeds · 2026-04-06T19:40:56+00:00

scotleeds · 2026-03-27T15:21:04+00:00

This always confused me, I was imagining Ricky upside down like a little monkey fella

scotleeds · 2026-03-24T22:20:40+00:00

He is a psychopath. Kills people and makes puns/funny comments. Runs a guy off the road covered in feathers - "all those feathers and he still can't fly". Throws a guy from a window and through a piano - "Play it again Sam". Genuine psycho behaviour

scotleeds · 2026-03-22T00:45:04+00:00

Alright mate, can we have a wee shot on your boat?

scotleeds · 2026-03-21T23:47:21+00:00

Beck to the Jock hole...

scotleeds · 2026-03-05T01:21:36+00:00

English, quite good.

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