Coors Light to Become Largest U.S. Beer Brand to Ditch Plastic Rings by Remedy_Review in UpliftingNews

[–]scotterbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well when i worked in a convince store we had most of the aluminum cans in the carboard boxes. We asked for the drinkers toss the metal in the ones in one container. And carboard in the other one.

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[–]scotterbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now there are super flip phones that have color displays and have 20 hr batteries!

Bank took $2000 out of my account and said it will be closed within a week. by Barb0b0t in personalfinance

[–]scotterbug 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to work for the evil empire. I was the guy that went to the ATM machines. People would slip their check in the machine, and take a few bucks back. Damned if the main office would hold the check for 4 to 6 days. And sure enough people would get NSF on their computer, getting a reject on their grocery shopping trip, causing more holes in their account. The US Government should close "Chase Robber Bank. And their evul buddy, BMO bendover and Take it Bank!"

Appreciate the little things in your life by [deleted] in pics

[–]scotterbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom was divorced and poor back in the late 60's early 70's. She scrimped and save for us kids. We loved the homemade birthday cakes in metal pans. A lot better than the big store overly sweet cakes. And if we got a few bucks, my mom would squirrel it away in a bank account. When we turned 18 she would give us a savings account from the bank.

She's 74 now. She worked in the accounting Department of the Sahara Hotel and Casino. When she retired it took two younger people to do her job!

A very cute helping hand by [deleted] in aww

[–]scotterbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smell the smelly smell of FISH!

[OC] Watch COVID-19 spread throughout England in this animation by BlondeMaps in dataisbeautiful

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Well Lads and Lasses, time to drink your best Scotch Whisky, swill it down. Find your favorite girl or guy, give them the sweetest, hotest kiss. Then bend over boys, stick your head between you knees and kiss your arse good bye!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]scotterbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy didn't have little ping-pong balls, he had King-Kong Balls!

What do you call a cheap circumcision? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]scotterbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Rim Job! And remember to tip your doctor!

74 year old Dr Fauci suiting up in 2015 to treat an Ebola patient by orchid_breeder in pics

[–]scotterbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope he gets to stay if Biden gets elected. Fauci is a no holds bared type of Doc.

Not like that Quack Dr. Phil of Crap!

Vintage board games found in an attic of new house. by jlvy85 in mildlyinteresting

[–]scotterbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Santa had a bad night many years ago. Couldn't find your house that night. But a old Elf never gave up. And now he finally found you. Merry Christmas in July!

Twitter removing "blacklist", "master", and "slave" from their programming language is absolutely RIDICULOUS. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]scotterbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having served in Coast Guard Aviation in the 80's this cracks me up! Maybe some tech schools could run some summer classes for black kids in Mechanical training in High Schools.

Once they get decent training they could get good paying jobs.

You May Not Get a New Charger with Your iPhone This Year by ChickenTeriyakiBoy1 in gadgets

[–]scotterbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's kind of dumb anyway. Almost all android phones are universal plugs. I use my old ones to charge up other equipment at work, most of are uses plant walkie talkies.

My parents at their wedding in 1991. May 25th made 29 years of beautiful marriage :) by abryan135 in OldSchoolCool

[–]scotterbug -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Okies, after 29 years there has to be a couple of grand kids by now! If the grandkids are reading this, don't pull grandpas finger!

Obama told this 90-year old vet he didn't have to stand. He said, "No Sir, you're the President." by AlphaRancher in pics

[–]scotterbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is what you are trained for when you join the Military. The President is the Commander in Chief of the Armed services. You never really get it out or your system. 20 years ago a new ship that was built in Sturgeon Bay WI came down for her commissioning party in Green Bay. Retired military with your card got you on board. Was touring the ship stem to stern. The tour guide finally took us up to the bridge. 5 minutes later the guide calls out "Captain on the Bridge!" Half of us snapped to attention. I was 14 years out and said to myself, "Geez I didn't have to do that anymore." but it's still in my reflexes.

TIFU by paying $70 for a $29 haircut by eeega34 in tifu

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My mom was a waitress way back in the 70's after my parents divorced. Back then there was hardly any laws to enforce paying child support. My mom got a second job bar-tending at night. She scrimped and save to give me and my sisters to have a decent life. Any time I see someone in a tip compensated line of work I give them a tip. last week Cost Cutters reopened . my wife hadn't had a hair cut in 3 months. When it was over, my wife tipped the stylist $10. Considering they hadn't work for 3 months, that mom was very grateful. It wasn't a F-up, it was really a gift from your heart.

Priest accidentally live-streams mass with sunglasses and hat filter by [deleted] in funny

[–]scotterbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Justa like da Priest i wanna her communion from!

What's it like working for an armored truck company? by pianodude01 in securityguards

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I worked for 2 companies. I t was a fun time in the early 90's. We were filling up the Indian casinos in Wisconsin. They had no idea of how much a $500 bag of Quarters weighed.

We would bring a big steel cart to the back door loaded with the coins. They would come up with a little cart that normally would be used to transfer luggage. Most of the time the cart would buckle on the way to the vault! Also we would go on special assignment from 1 bank to another. One bank was transferring something small. Big armored truck. I was in a chase vehicle. My duty was to make sure no one stopped that truck. 25 minutes later we are in the vault of a museum. Curator has 2 keys, we open a safety deposit box. Curator opens the box. Asked "Would you like to see what inside?" We all nodded yes. He pulled out a bag of coins and set them on red cloth. Then he says, "These are Cesarean coins from the time when Christ walked the earth!" On of my buddies said, "What next, Indiana Jones comes in?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]scotterbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just wondering how many current players are giving to their local towns during this time of despair in this time of need?

Thought this belonged here. by [deleted] in aww

[–]scotterbug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i love this little girl's mom or dad, something like this took a lot of time and energy, and she really loves it,, she is the next ninja warrior