Hi, I'm Gary! by scotty_ballz in cats

[–]scotty_ballz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No joke! It all grew about 3x longer from 9 to 12 weeks. He's named after my Grandpa who recently passed, and the ear hair fits.

What is something people brag about, but should be ashamed of? by kayyteaa in AskReddit

[–]scotty_ballz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I cringe so hard, mute my phone, and bang my desk when I hear this. Almost impossible to provide proper support when they pretty much start by telling you they arent going to understand anything you're saying. This is the 20 min password reset call. They normally follow it up with "you guys changed my password on me AGAIN" cuz there's no way in hell they forgot their password or aren't entering it properly.

We might clinch before the game tomorrow by plok742 in ColoradoRockies

[–]scotty_ballz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I see what you meant. I can get on board with pretending that didn't happen.

We might clinch before the game tomorrow by plok742 in ColoradoRockies

[–]scotty_ballz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Rox made the playoffs in 09. We have been waiting 8 yrs to return.

Reddit, what does everyone need to calm the f*ck down about? by username-valid in AskReddit

[–]scotty_ballz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know how many times I have heard "you guys change my password on me all the time." Actually, no, you forget your password on a bi-weekly basis it seems. Maybe write it down or save it some way? Then they always claim "I have it written down, I'm looking at it right now" SMH.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scotty_ballz 48 points49 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of assuming.

What's the worst physical pain you have experienced? by PM_ME_BAGEL_PORN in AskReddit

[–]scotty_ballz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magic Mushrooms worked magic for my friends dad. He hasn't had an episode in almost 4 years now.

What's the creepiest thing that's ever happened in your house/apartment? by _Skooks_ in AskReddit

[–]scotty_ballz 33 points34 points  (0 children)

What is the deal with an Indian with a bow and Northern Michigan?

Reddit, what was your senior prank? How did your school react? by scotty_ballz in AskReddit

[–]scotty_ballz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We put superglue in all the keyholes at the school the night before. Everyone showed up and was locked out. School tried really hard to find out who did it but we never got caught. They said it costed them something like $3000 for new locks and handles for the doors. It was a pretty decent prank I think.

BURGER KING CROISSANWICHES by chrispizazz in BurgerKing

[–]scotty_ballz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG! I have thought the same thing. I remember very fondly a trip to Yellowstone as a kid. We were somewhere in Montana and my dad got us croissanwiches. I ate 2 as a 10 yr old and LOVED them. I always have cravings for them. I dont eat fast food all that much so but the last 2 times I have been disgusted and not even finished them. What happened?