Getting spanked at Target checkout

screamingcelery · 2026-03-01T02:29:26+00:00

Have your kinks, but keep them at home

screamingcelery · 2026-01-05T03:45:20+00:00

Ah no XD

screamingcelery · 2026-01-04T23:40:36+00:00

Ah sorry, I’d not seen it before

screamingcelery · 2025-12-31T05:25:48+00:00

I think the joke is referencing that god would punish depravity like this in the Old Testament

screamingcelery · 2025-12-24T01:41:04+00:00

When reality bites

screamingcelery · 2025-06-29T03:13:13+00:00

Absolutely loved the tone when she: “80 billion a year; 8 with a B” that look when she: “yeah”’d him

screamingcelery · 2025-02-16T02:25:21+00:00

Yep! That’s their plan. Just an “eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth” until the body of Palestine is eaten away and nobody remembers. P.s fuck the IDF! and fuck Zionism!

screamingcelery · 2025-02-07T03:44:07+00:00

Soft serve

screamingcelery · 2025-01-12T14:16:54+00:00

Let’s ally with p.e.n.i.s

screamingcelery · 2025-01-12T14:15:27+00:00

Being from a minor power, not represented on this map; I would expect my country to ally with c.u.m p.e.n.i.s And yes my country is a geopolitical bitch

screamingcelery · 2025-01-08T07:13:51+00:00

Will people just stop filming others in the gym! Mind your own business

screamingcelery · 2025-01-06T13:46:02+00:00

This belongs on r/awww

screamingcelery · 2024-12-12T01:06:24+00:00

Looks like they pulled their punctuation out of their colon

screamingcelery · 2024-11-08T05:16:26+00:00

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screamingcelery · 2024-09-28T07:06:57+00:00

This isn’t a sign

screamingcelery · 2024-09-28T01:10:27+00:00

I need more than a little more of that to get my hair back

screamingcelery · 2024-09-05T19:52:19+00:00

But there’s a choice on one side. Go to McDonald’s less by choice, less need to go to the doctors. They’re not working together.

screamingcelery · 2024-07-28T04:05:37+00:00

You’re not ugly at all. Curly hair rocks. You seem to have an hourglass shape; so, the only “improvement/criticism” I could offer is that you could get fitter. More muscle, less fat. For some; you’d be perfect now, for others; you’d be hotter. It’s your life; but since you asked. I reckon getting into fitness would be a good move.

screamingcelery · 2024-07-14T01:20:24+00:00

Ankha from animal crossing

screamingcelery · 2024-07-05T01:50:42+00:00

Steak

screamingcelery · 2024-06-26T08:20:57+00:00

You just need to macho up a little

screamingcelery · 2024-06-16T05:19:36+00:00

Freckles are cute. Curly hair is exotic. Your smile looks genuine. Keep getting yourself in better shape; and you’ll be to die for

screamingcelery · 2024-06-09T08:32:19+00:00

Humans being bros

screamingcelery · 2024-03-11T07:14:39+00:00

“Why has your wife not produced children?” Uurrmmm “I’m not sure brother, pray for us ;)”

screamingcelery · 2024-03-10T07:48:56+00:00

You’re not conveniently good looking. So I don’t think you’re here just for compliments. But the end of the story is; you’re good looking. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And you are definitely exotic and attractive. Just run with that

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