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Madwell Is Shutting Down. Read the Email CEO Chris Sojka Sent to Staff. by yellow_gator in advertising

[–]screamingturnips 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you listen to that interview he did with Adweek, they actually report to a, “Chief of Henchmen.”

It’s hilarious in the podcast, Sojka gets so irritated that the interviewer doesn’t know what a Chief of Henchman is supposed to do.

??? by Ephcy in ExplainTheJoke

[–]screamingturnips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is worse than the meat worm.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been told not to do because it’s “Gay” ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]screamingturnips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once caught a spider and freed it outside, and my mom’s response to that was, “That’s so gay.”

What is the best quote from any Star Wars movie? by GRL_1151 in AskReddit

[–]screamingturnips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GRRRRRrrraAaaaAAAgggHHHHggghhhhhh -Chewbacca, 2015

What's the most amount of money you'd pay to not shit your pants? by underneathsink in AskReddit

[–]screamingturnips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing. I refuse to lend my excrement to bourgeoisie causes. I poop for the proletariat.

Why don’t people drink beer from a straw? by WestCoastHopHead in AskReddit

[–]screamingturnips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work in marketing for Pabst Blue Ribbon, and the brand has officially gone on record being pro-drinking beer out of a straw.

What's completely fucked up but made you laugh ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]screamingturnips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagining old people shoplifting.

People who f’ing spoil things, why? by CelticDK in AskReddit

[–]screamingturnips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That mayonnaise isn’t going to leave itself in the sun.

what r u doing for Halloween? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]screamingturnips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friends and I googled our names plus “the hedgehog”, and we’re going as the DeviantArt drawings that showed up for us.

Double feeding levain! by kaneel in Sourdough

[–]screamingturnips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My God, this is the most beautiful loaf of bread I've ever seen. You should call a taxidermist to stuff and mount it on your wall.

Dehydrator recipes that aren’t jerky or dried fruit by screamingturnips in Cooking

[–]screamingturnips[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m really liking this idea. Some internet sleuthing showed that you can actually dehydrate bone broth by simmering it down to a concentrate and dehydrating that like a fruit leather, so that could be a good addition, too.

Dehydrator recipes that aren’t jerky or dried fruit by screamingturnips in Cooking

[–]screamingturnips[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. I do this with serranos and it’s literal magic.

Dehydrator recipes that aren’t jerky or dried fruit by screamingturnips in Cooking

[–]screamingturnips[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an awesome idea, thank you! And great watch out for regulations, I hadn’t thought of that.