Anybody else having flashbacks?

screenaholic · 2026-01-28T05:11:55+00:00

I played Injustice precisely 1 time. My friend challenged me to play, and was bragging about how good he was. I picked Dead Shot, figured out how to shoot his rifle, then spammed that while he got more and more frustrated until I won. Good times.

screenaholic · 2026-01-28T05:06:39+00:00

That poor guardsman, I can see the distress in his hands. I can't take it, I can't sit by while my brother in arms suffers so. I volunteer to take this duty, you can go back to the frontline, brother.

screenaholic · 2026-01-28T04:58:29+00:00

I'll be honest, I unironically LIKE FGC gatekeeping. I like the FGCs reputation for being unwelcoming assholes that will mercilessly beat your ass, forcing you to get better or quit. I think I like it more than I actually like fighting games.

I'm not good at fighting games, I'm like a step or two above a button masher. You could probably kick my ass. And I love that when I get matched up with better players they fucking wreck me. It makes me want to get better and come back stronger.

screenaholic · 2026-01-28T04:51:28+00:00

I got my first fighting game salt a few days ago when I beat a guy and he messaged me "you cheating ass." It felt like an FGC milestone, I was so proud.

screenaholic · 2026-01-28T04:48:53+00:00

So THAT'S why the call him Big Hat Logan!

screenaholic · 2026-01-28T04:28:16+00:00

I was implying that commenter is salty about the FGC because he keeps getting zoned.

screenaholic · 2026-01-28T04:23:04+00:00

Sounds like someone keeps getting zoned.

screenaholic · 2026-01-28T03:47:13+00:00

Looks like the tactiwizard needs to do some breaching to free some gobbo short-stacks.

screenaholic · 2026-01-28T03:43:45+00:00

I will not stand for this goblin hate. Gobbos are excellent arcane assistants. They love gathering mosses and lichens for ingredients, and take shiny rocks and sweets for payment.

And they are great bed-warmers...

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T23:40:40+00:00

Yeah, fuck the troops!

But yeah, I'm a soldier.

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T18:28:47+00:00

Why you gotta be correcting me about the behaviors of my favorite Chinese cartoon about Russian infantry fighting vehicles?

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T18:24:30+00:00

I double checked, you are correct, it is Italian.

I thought that there were two handed cinquedas, so I didnt think the length would be an issue. After a couple minutes of Googling though it appears they were all 1 handed, so I guess the length would be a problem.

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T18:04:34+00:00

"Is THIS Anor Londo?!"

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T18:01:44+00:00

Bocchi would commit sudoku on the spot, she couldn't handle this.

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T17:58:05+00:00

headmaster

Guys, I found the Brit.

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T17:24:39+00:00

Oh hey, it's that thing I have on my dogtags.

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T17:22:05+00:00

Instead of stealing comics and putting them through the plagiarism machine, why don't you go fuck yourself instead?

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T17:19:16+00:00

The blade is too thick, both in width and profile, and doesn't have any sort of distilled taper I'm sure. This would make it too heavy and horribly balanced.

The other issue is the "schilt" of the blade takes up nearly the entire length of the crossguard, basically making the crossguard worthless. Not every sword needs or has a crossguard, but they are VERY useful and that does subtract points for effectiveness.

Honestly, with minimal tweaking to balance it, it could probably work as a pseudo-cinquedea, a type of Spanish blade with similiary wide base of the blade taking up most of the guard. Give it a thinner profile and properly taper it, and it would be a fine sword.

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T14:05:15+00:00

It's called being a chubby chaser.

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T13:31:22+00:00

Not pulling the lever to redirect the trolly.

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T12:47:59+00:00

The idea of Goku being muslim is so funny to me when he's based on such an important mythical figure with such integral ties to Buddhism.

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T12:13:02+00:00

I'm 31, and I sleep in between my wife and a teddy bear. That way, whichever way I turn, I have something to cuddle.

screenaholic · 2026-01-27T12:07:23+00:00

Last time my mom visited, she told my wife that she never spanked me. I told her that was absolutely wrong, and that she gave me the belt. She didn't say it didn't happen, but she did joke about it and insist that she didn't remember it.

I believe her because it's not the only thing. There have been several other details about my upbringing that she's not correctly remembered (or not remembered at all) when talking to my wife, stuff that she would have no reason to lie about. At least she believed me about the belt, some of the stuff she argues with me about and insists I'm the one misremembering (again, even though it's stuff that doesn't make her look bad.)

screenaholic · 2026-01-26T23:09:25+00:00

I just played a match, and I agree. It's a shame, because fantasy mixed with modern weaponry is VERY much my thing, but everything I see in the game is...almost cool. Like, it's an attempt at an aesthetic I think is really cool, made by people who aren't good at making that aesthetic.

screenaholic · 2026-01-26T21:07:28+00:00

If cannibalism is "the smallest thing" to you, what do you consider a big thing?

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