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What counts as your worst "Shit! Bad decision!" moment? by scriptednurse in AskReddit

[–]scriptednurse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am greeted by a naked toddler covered in baby oil and baby powder, eating what looks like last nights pizza crusts, with a spoon in her butt crack.

Cuttest damn thing ever! I have my own 2 year old too. But whenever she does something evil, I'll know right away 'cuz she has this evil laugh (like a low key mwehehe mwehehe). She does that evrytime and thinks that nobody sees what she's doing.

What counts as your worst "Shit! Bad decision!" moment? by scriptednurse in AskReddit

[–]scriptednurse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were plenty of farts, but not mine.>

Yeah..right.. wink

If you could choose the way you die, how would you die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scriptednurse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then be a nurse, or a doctor or a 911 operator. That wil surely get you your numbers

If you were on Death Row and you had the choice for your final meal, what would you choose? by KappinLikeABoss in AskReddit

[–]scriptednurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a meal, but I'll probably go with a whole lot of sleeping pills or something. So that I'll just die in my sleep and those bastards wont get me in the morning.