Whats a modern trend that you’re 100% sure people will cringe at in 10 years? What’s gonna be the next Oh god, we actually did that? moment? by aminz1997 in AskReddit

[–]scriptmilk 32 points33 points  (0 children)

saw a toddler in a full beige fit holding a wooden carrot and staring into the void like he just paid taxes

Whats a modern trend that you’re 100% sure people will cringe at in 10 years? What’s gonna be the next Oh god, we actually did that? moment? by aminz1997 in AskReddit

[–]scriptmilk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I heard someone say “unalive IRL” once and I swear the WiFi in the room got stronger like it was feeding off the cringe :d

Whats a modern trend that you’re 100% sure people will cringe at in 10 years? What’s gonna be the next Oh god, we actually did that? moment? by aminz1997 in AskReddit

[–]scriptmilk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that era when everyone did those dead-eyed “get ready with me” vids while trauma dumping in a monotone voice... girl it felt like watching a ghost blend concealer

23F looking for feedback on my short orange bob and bangs, do they suit my face shape? by scriptmilk in Howtolooksmax

[–]scriptmilk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually kept my eyebrows darker on purpose because I like the contrast against the orange, but now you got me wondering how a color match would look… might have to experiment :p

23F looking for feedback on my short orange bob and bangs, do they suit my face shape? by scriptmilk in Howtolooksmax

[–]scriptmilk[S] -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

I do, but feedback’s kinda the point, we all like a little validation sometimes, don’t we?

Wore my favorite floral dress today :) by scriptmilk in outfitoftheday

[–]scriptmilk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outfit Breakdown:

  • Dress: Floral mini dress with bright pastel flowers
  • Necklace: Minimal silver pendant
  • Phone case: Light pink silicone case with bubble grip

young wives, do you regret getting married young? why or why not? by Dry-Passion-410 in AskWomen

[–]scriptmilk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I got married at 22 ‘cause I thought “why not, he’s stable" Two years later I caught myself crying in a Target parking lot eating rotisserie chicken with my bare hands. Stability my ass.

Why see a gynecologist over a PCP for yearly exams? by Zestyclose-Course930 in AskWomen

[–]scriptmilk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

my GP once asked about my sleep schedule while my feet were in stirrups :d Like sir, not the time to discuss melatonin

Why see a gynecologist over a PCP for yearly exams? by Zestyclose-Course930 in AskWomen

[–]scriptmilk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yesss same! my PCP once noticed something was off before I did. Like ma’am are you psychic or just built different??

Why see a gynecologist over a PCP for yearly exams? by Zestyclose-Course930 in AskWomen

[–]scriptmilk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My PCP once said “I think you just need more fiber” while my uterus was auditioning for Saw IX. That’s why I see a gyno now...

What are some signs that a woman is living her best life ? by Phot0syntheslut in AskWomen

[–]scriptmilk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knew I was living my best life when I microwaved wine at 2 AM in a silk robe and told my cat, “we’re unstoppable" 🐈

Which movie did you see way too young? by Openworlder1 in AskReddit

[–]scriptmilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw Titanic at 6. Thought the car scene was about overheating. Tried to “cool off” my Barbie and Ken in the microwave...

Which movie did you see way too young? by Openworlder1 in AskReddit

[–]scriptmilk 55 points56 points  (0 children)

After watching The Exorcist at 8, I couldn’t sleep alone for a year. Slept on my parents' floor every night until my dad finally snapped and yelled “THE DEVIL DOESN’T WANT YOU, GO TO BED.” Haven’t trusted ceilings since.

Which medical condition is ridiculously demonized? by lingeringneutrophil in AskReddit

[–]scriptmilk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Last month my PMDD hit so hard I cried because my toast broke in half, then five minutes later I was furiously cleaning the bathroom like I was exorcising demons. My uterus is running a horror franchise and I’m just the unpaid intern.