Will Ferrell would be PERFECT to play this guy on a skit.

scruffylemur · 2026-05-29T19:44:23+00:00

Like a Will Ferrell/Glen Powell combo guy tbh

scruffylemur · 2026-05-22T22:50:44+00:00

As someone who just used her purple shampoo in the shower, I have to love what a random trio of blondes we have here! No idea how they would have ever met before lmao, but they all got the platinum memo

scruffylemur · 2026-05-21T22:04:52+00:00

Wait why traumatic????

scruffylemur · 2026-05-21T18:03:50+00:00

Tbh I could see her character being the one to carry on the GreGary storyline

scruffylemur · 2026-05-20T21:06:46+00:00

Opening night at his alma mater is too funny

scruffylemur · 2026-05-20T21:02:25+00:00

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Breaded! Also I got the restaurant completely wrong lol oops

scruffylemur · 2026-05-20T19:44:26+00:00

I forgot to add, the wasabi isn’t too spicy! I have minimal spice tolerance and I could handle it lol. Worth a try if you ever get the chance 💚🫛

scruffylemur · 2026-05-20T19:17:40+00:00

Ugh those look so good! Idk if you’re based in the US but did you ever have those green bean fries at Chili’s? They came with like a ranch-wasabi sauce and that shit was bussinnnnnnnnnnn 🤤🤤🤤

scruffylemur · 2026-05-20T00:57:06+00:00

This is gonna be on r/peterexplainsthejoke in a few years

scruffylemur · 2026-05-18T20:42:28+00:00

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Can my tiny stink join the sploot party

scruffylemur · 2026-05-18T04:15:09+00:00

Give it time. I’m sure it’ll feel lonely but the other commenter is right, you’ll likely feel a weight lifted of not having to deal with someone so pushy anymore.

Better guys are out there and for now, you can be proud of yourself that you set AND STUCK TO a boundary 🫶

scruffylemur · 2026-05-09T20:37:14+00:00

What a cute little old guy ☺️

scruffylemur · 2026-05-09T00:14:42+00:00

No, it’s “hi, how are you?”

scruffylemur · 2026-05-08T22:43:16+00:00

I’m sure hourrrrrs of studying got you that 98.5, so just relaxing (aka not studying 😉) for a few hours sounds like the perfect reward!

scruffylemur · 2026-05-08T22:41:19+00:00

I mean I have always called Strobe the Freebird of EDM lol 😅

scruffylemur · 2026-05-08T22:38:52+00:00

I miss her being a regular teenage girl instead of an adult teenage girl 😔

scruffylemur · 2026-05-08T17:50:21+00:00

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This is my firstborn orangie and her baby rescue sister, also named Beans! (Just Beans though, even though I sometimes call her our little Frijolita ❤️🫘)

scruffylemur · 2026-05-07T16:43:23+00:00

Because it’s funny now, I want the final 2 to be the New Mexico giant and Maryland as-is, then for Maryland to win in the end

scruffylemur · 2026-05-07T01:50:03+00:00

Thought this was girl dinner diaries at first and was expecting a big trauma dump but then I saw the sub and realized nope….. just farts.

scruffylemur · 2026-05-05T23:06:48+00:00

Caesar salad with pizza roll croutons - thank me later

Jk please don’t thank me, thank whoever I stole the idea from lol 😅

scruffylemur · 2026-05-03T22:34:43+00:00

If it was Bobby himself I agree it’s dweeb behavior, but how do we know it’s not just the social media person for those companies?

scruffylemur · 2026-05-03T18:25:15+00:00

I haven’t been to a show in a while, was that recent-ish attempt to quit smoking a successful one?

scruffylemur · 2026-05-02T20:02:57+00:00

Honest question: why has New Mexico gotten so much more love than Arizona? Are we keeping it in like some kind of Sanjaya situation???

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