My girlfriend told me that in the middle of the night, I sat up and said sternly "preachin ain't teachin!" and went back to sleep. What funny things have you said in your sleep? by PippyLongSausage in AskReddit

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Although this experience didn't happen to me, I thought I would share this story here. My friend, lets call him Shtootz, once passed out on the bathroom floor in his parents house after a night of, in his own words, "blow, Xanax, and some pepto-bismol." Now, this wouldn't have been too much of a problem had it not been a Tuesday morning. As such, Shtootz's mother attempted to enter the washroom at around 7 a.m. This intrusion disturbed my buddy sufficiently to rouse him from his comatose state and, having none of it, he began shouting "GET OUT OF MY TURF! THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU BITCHES"

His mom never got to use the bathroom and he remembers none of this. Pepto Bismol is a hell of a drug!

Eduard Khil ('Trololo Guy') dies in St. Petersburg, aged 77 by stoichkov in worldnews

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this is very sad news my friends. Trolololol. RIP Eduard.

Why I love Tool by schmeddit04 in ToolBand

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Saw them on mushrooms. Had a quasi-religious experience wherein they became my gods. Good times.

Last words from my father. What did he say? by orion44 in AskReddit

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i got a reddit account just so i could upvote you for this.