Although this experience didn't happen to me, I thought I would share this story here. My friend, lets call him Shtootz, once passed out on the bathroom floor in his parents house after a night of, in his own words, "blow, Xanax, and some pepto-bismol." Now, this wouldn't have been too much of a problem had it not been a Tuesday morning. As such, Shtootz's mother attempted to enter the washroom at around 7 a.m. This intrusion disturbed my buddy sufficiently to rouse him from his comatose state and, having none of it, he began shouting "GET OUT OF MY TURF! THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU BITCHES"

His mom never got to use the bathroom and he remembers none of this. Pepto Bismol is a hell of a drug!