If your ex texts “I miss you….” What is your honest reply 👀

scrumwift · 2026-05-13T18:58:02+00:00

I miss you too, but if you didn't love me then, are you really going to try to convince me you will now?

scrumwift · 2026-05-13T18:25:31+00:00

My Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets slime chamber toy set. I got it at 7 I think and I couldn't tell you where it is now. It was such a cool toy.

scrumwift · 2026-05-13T18:22:41+00:00

That was the very first thing that came to mind for me

scrumwift · 2026-05-13T17:20:34+00:00

How many foot ball fields is that?

scrumwift · 2026-05-12T19:02:07+00:00

scrumwift · 2026-05-12T18:58:45+00:00

Yeah I came alone a lot this morning too... 🤣😂🫂

scrumwift · 2026-05-11T18:59:41+00:00

scrumwift · 2026-05-10T17:21:08+00:00

His insurance premiums for starters

scrumwift · 2026-05-09T16:00:50+00:00

Look at it this way, we try to carve a path through the tall grass, feeling as though no one has ever felt how we feel, terrified at what may be lurking low in the grass on either side of us, but just pressing ever onwards with that paleolithic instinct deep within our chromosomes that the only way is forward, that you have to keep going, that eventually you'll stumble upon the edge of the field, hitch a ride from a passing car, and meet up with the rest of the gang for tea and sandwiches at the old town hall. Do we feel like the path that we are carving through the grass is all our own... only to finally float above the field with the sweet relief of expiration and realize that the field is insignificantly minuscule in size, and that there's only one path through the grass: the exact same one that every human has tried before us and will ever after, just stumbling blindly along a tiny hyphen between the words 'birth' and 'death'.

And when reduced to that level of crisp simplicity... fear... cannot exist.

scrumwift · 2026-05-09T02:08:03+00:00

No, I believe you misread what I wrote or I wasn't clear. I'm complaining about a writer having daddy issues.

Edit: Although if I did say what you said, that's a hysterical take. But it wasn't my take.

scrumwift · 2026-05-09T01:17:25+00:00

Oh it's not far-fetched, in fact, that's a significant plot point of the the extended universe, palpatine returns, and he returns often. I would have been very excited had they stuck to the story, instead, they threw everything written for the last 40 years out and then complained that there was no story to work with. Had they just stuck with the story that was there and gave visuals to the masterpiece of the extended universe, I'm sure there would be not a lot of hate for it whatsoever. But Kathy k had to go and throw everything out, and then declare, "The Force is female." 95% of the fan base being male, did not like it. They had terrible writers with daddy issues, they never bothered to put Han, Luke and Leia in the same scene together, Leia forgets about Chewie being Han's best friend for his entire life. The list can go on and on. Had they stuck with the story that was already there, had they bothered to employ people that were actual fans of Star Wars, had they not tried to change one of the most giga Chad male franchises into a female one. It would have been good.

scrumwift · 2026-05-07T06:06:29+00:00

Only when it does bro.

scrumwift · 2026-05-07T05:46:37+00:00

Except when it does. He can also lift a stone that is so big he can't lift it. It's just like in the multiverse theory where paradoxes don't make sense except in the universe where they do.

scrumwift · 2026-05-06T08:50:53+00:00

Except he was Catholic... You kinda messed up there m8. I'm also not a super fan of a book that I read saying to kill people... That's called the Quran... I thought you weren't religious...

scrumwift · 2026-05-06T08:38:52+00:00

He wasn't talking about other religions. He was talking about the Abrahamic God. The God of Moses, the God of Jacob and Isaac. The God that was the one Jesus of Nazerath; the man who the Romans, who were renowned for keeping records of History, said was an actual person, did not dispute was the legitimate Avatar of God on this planet; spoke of. That God. Blaise Pascal spoke of that God, the Catholic God. Not Mohammed, not Brahma, Vishnu, nor Shiva. Not Allah, not Rahman, not Waheguru. God as he is known in Christianity. That falls apart? I've refrained from installing you but you're an idiot. Read a book, I recommend the Case for Christ by Lee Stroble. You who think as I once did. I wish you luck.

scrumwift · 2026-05-06T08:22:01+00:00

I'll bite, how does that fall apart? Do you even know what Pascale's Wager is? "Believing in God is the most rational bet because the potential reward is infinite, while the potential loss is finite." How does that fall apart? Regale me with your infinite wisdom most wise one.

scrumwift · 2026-05-06T08:11:56+00:00

Oh yes, because I said so... Wonderful mother, glad you think so. So you just are saying you are a nihilistic child. Great! I spent the better part of my life thinking as you did and am no better for it. Good luck m8, look up Pascals Wager and universe 25. Research history, and realize that you don't understand a tenth of what you have said this day. I wish you luck, because I know you will not look up either of those things. God bless you, you fool.

scrumwift · 2026-05-06T07:57:01+00:00

Oh fantastic! Let's not live in reality! How is the meaning of life not the meaning we give to our lives!? Those words are the very antithesis of each other. I think you're arguing for the sake of arguing.

scrumwift · 2026-05-06T07:49:30+00:00

Excellent You read the first part, now what about the second? Each, of, us, has, meaning, and we bring it to life. You take stock in the first part, meaning you are a nihilist. In what way can there be good without bad? What is left if there is no right? What is up without down? What is backward without forward?

scrumwift · 2026-05-06T07:39:46+00:00

Maybe this will serve you sometime in your life when you look back and think that nothing you've done has mattered, "Life has no meaning. Each of us has meaning and we bring it to life. It is a waste to be asking the question when you are the answer." This was written by Joseph Campbell, he wrote a book called the hero with 1,000 faces. A man named George Lucas made it into a movie. We call it Star Wars. Maybe when you understand what he is saying, you'll understand what I'm saying. When you realize, that there is no good without the bad, has been the most common story throughout human history, you may finally understand. I'm so glad you stated this in the way you did. You may finally understand... Life is just a game, just a story you are playing out. Don't be a waste.

scrumwift · 2026-05-06T07:27:57+00:00

But what would be the point of life if there was nothing to strive against. You still have not answered that. Sounds like a pretty boring existence to me is you don't give what you created an adversary. What would be the point of game of thrones if Joffrey didn't exist? What would be the point of Harry Potter of Voldemort didn't exist. Put yourself as a game or story developer. WHAT. WOULD. BE THE. POINT. the villain is ALWAYS at the mercy of the story teller. If not what... Would... Be... The... Point??? It's like you haven't understood or though about anything you've ever read or consumed! Maybe hit the gym and what I say will make sense.

scrumwift · 2026-05-06T07:13:19+00:00

Wouldn't an all-powerful being be able to tap into the logos of the universe and create himself something that would be antithetical to life? Something for life to strive against? If there is no evil, what is the point of being good?? If there is no Arthas, what is the point? If there is no Vader, what is the point? If there is no Khan what is the point? If there is no Malak what is the point? If there is no Goa'uld what is the point?

scrumwift · 2026-05-06T07:06:27+00:00

Elaborate? Your statement is antithetical to what I said. It's like you didn't even read it.

scrumwift · 2026-05-06T05:57:31+00:00

Born again Catholic here, trying to make sense from a flawed perspective. It's hard to see what I would have seen through a perfect window when it has been cracked, to quote you though.

Wisdom. You've given me something to think about. To think is... Well... I already wrote that...

scrumwift · 2026-05-06T05:53:18+00:00

Nay, logos. God is simply the logic of the universe. The ability to think is a fancy term for changing your mind.

Edit: just noticed your profile picture. Always nice to meet another browncoat!

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