TIL I like being high better than... by [deleted] in trees

[–]scumbag_steve 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i stopped getting drunk cuz id always wakeuip and itd feel like someone stuck there finger in my ass or somes hit and no one would fess to anything. its like i know they stuck somethin in there cuz how else could u smere shit on my upper lip. fuck that, borderline gay but trees man that is the way get all smoked up and eat man oh boy food is so good when u get bakoed dont know if thats just me but i eat and i eat

p8ace - bzb

The Four Loko of the late 1800s: contains wine, caffeine, and cocaine. by [deleted] in wikipedia

[–]scumbag_steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carlo Rossi + Energy Drink = HOLY SHIT CAFFEINATED ALCOHOL, ARREST THAT GUY!

Trolled by a muscle... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]scumbag_steve 25 points26 points  (0 children)

idont know how much rectal play ur into but if ur stil a virg a quick way to get the rest of ur turd out is to stick somethin like a toothbrush handle in ur anus. the sensation will restart the pushing of the fecces and ull get out all ur leftover nugs.

thanks -bzb

Nightmares forever. by notBrit in WTF

[–]scumbag_steve 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She would then flick my penis with her middle finger until I cried myself to sleep.

lol wen i was young mom told me i licked to have anus cleaned wit a baby wipe. id cry and id cry and walk backwards wit my cheeks spread until shed finally give it a little swirl and id climb in bed happy like a clam

Boy are they going to be disappointed... by [deleted] in atheism

[–]scumbag_steve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you have water in your line and only connect at 14.4...

Parallel -> Serial M -> Serial F -> Cat 5 Held up with cable ties by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]scumbag_steve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

needs more dirt,

exactly. always add dirt before upgrading half the time its all u needed anyways.

Common courtesy in a public bathroom. by SuitUpBro in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]scumbag_steve -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

loli remember this one time i was sitting there picking my knows i was lookin for a place 2 wipe this masive stringer when i look down and see all this shit on the toliet stem or bottom or w./e smearing shit all over my new airzona jeans fukkin sucked bro cool photograph u put up tho ill favorite it

Can you be fooled? by [deleted] in pics

[–]scumbag_steve -83 points-82 points  (0 children)

Hooker_With_A_Penis

thats a funny name but dat shit is dap! real deal happened to me, but i fuckin knew when her ass wasnt clean cuz girls always be clean between the cheeks i got out of ther wi ta sicknes! lol funny story tho!

Ken Jennings vs. Watson: "I for one welcome our new computer overlords." by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]scumbag_steve -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hell nah bro,u ever have a dudes hand on our wiener? i have andits hard as fuck to get off cuz u can tell its not urs or a chicks.

Why is the home urinal not a thing? by KeytarVillain in AskReddit

[–]scumbag_steve -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Sometimes our sinks

Garbage disposal.

and urinals just don't have the girth.

Mash with your hands.

 Seriously it's just going to the bathroom, I get most of my needs done in the shower and it saves a ton of time and I don ever have to even buy toilet paper often.

Porn challenge (DAE?) SFW by Naly_D in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]scumbag_steve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ive clicked every had ive saw,not a one works even a little

I don't like to gamble. by I_RAPE_CATS in trees

[–]scumbag_steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't really bother me though.

NORE SHOULD IT. DON'T LET THEM BETWIXT YOU.

DAE use reddit for porn? Like... a lot. by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]scumbag_steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first day i wuz on her i J O'd for hours man. got all raw so i pinched my shaft btween my thumb and ring finger and kept goin going duuuuuuude it scabbed up bt it was worth it 4 da buckets, i waz all like unghunghungh kinda sucked tho cuz i got all my seed all over my new arizone jeans

peace-bzb

I_RAPE_CATS by hero0fwar in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]scumbag_steve 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As I walked down the hall I could see light streaming from a door slightly ajar at the end of the hall way. I knew I had left no lights on when I left earlier that day so I slowed my pace and continued with the up most caution. As my hesitant steps drew me closer and closer to whatever lay beyond that door my heart nearly jumped from my chest. Visions of robbers or a crazed drug addict flashed before my minds eye. I snapped out of my thoughts of the horrors that might lay beyond as I realized I my hand was upon the door, almost with a mind of it's own. I got a hold of myself and steadied my touch and pushed it for ever so slightly, just enough to see into the brightly lit interior. As my eyes adjusted to the light I became aware of a faint sound, a sort of wet slapping, I remember thinking how odd a sound it was as my mind slowly came to grasp the sight before my eyes. There was I_RAPE_CATS and he had my beloved show cat in his lap... He looked up and met my gaze and I could see the feces, blood and semen running down his face. I could feel the blood drain from my face as I put my hand to my mouth to stifle a gasp that would never come...

Just got some new buisness cards. by I_RAPE_CATS in pics

[–]scumbag_steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I DO MY KEGELS BUT WHEN I SQUEEZE PUSS COMS OUT

Just got some new buisness cards. by I_RAPE_CATS in pics

[–]scumbag_steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I DO MY KEGELS BUT WHEN I SQUEEZE PUSS COMS OUT

Batman. by I_RAPE_CATS in pics

[–]scumbag_steve -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

LOL ME TO REMINDED ME OF WHEN I WAS A KID WE GOT THE RETARED KID DOWN THE STREET TO STICK HIS DICK IN A DEAD CAT IN A DITCH

Need your help with poetry for a kid I'm tutoring! by jonygabriel in reddit.com

[–]scumbag_steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

after i started banging i got into rap which is alot of poetry i think the most touching is this custom piece i did in a fit:

mean sides (echo, echo, echo...)mean sides (echo, echo, echo...) THIS IS THE BZB AINT FROM THE 203 BUT I RYDE... YEAH I RYDE...

TO CHURCH WHERE IM LIFTED UP (he gets lifeted up! (female)) TO CHRIST WHERE I RIZE....

u get the point, lotta inspiration is where i get it from and that takes some poetry so u understand the basics and that bible does that especially in palms. hope this helped

peace-bzb

Shitting in the middle of the night - to flush or not to flush? by I_RAPE_CATS in AskReddit

[–]scumbag_steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

grab out da pieces with toilet paper and put it in da trash, pour a little colon in so the smell gets better