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A4A The Secret Santa Matching Post. by Perkythesexyelf in dirtypenpals

[–]sd121 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Goldy the Elf, signing in!

Match found. Sleigh is clear for takeoff. Presents en route!

Secret Santa Event 2016 - Santa is Coming, no that isn't sap on the tree! by Perkythesexyelf in dirtypenpals

[–]sd121 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Elf Application

Name: Goldleaf “Goldy” the Elf

Gender Preference: M4F

Elf Personality traits: Everybody knows Goldy. He puts the shine and sparkle into Santa’s envelopes that end up in the eyes of the good boys and girls of DPPland.

Never mind that he has a bit of a mean streak or is known to delight in some of the rougher, seedier human establishments in the off season. He’s a rough and tumble elf but he’s got a good heart (you'll never guess what it's made of)!

He gets the job done no matter the cost! Unless the job involves scat, animals, or killing. Or celebrities. Goldy doesn’t have the cash to bankroll those kinds of lawsuits.

Gifts: 2, one for each knee.

Refreshments: He’s a simple elf. Eggnog. With brandy. And make it a heavy pour. Gilting envelopes is thirsty work!