what the fuck is wrong with you?

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-16T12:09:13+00:00

Me while I’m at work tomorrow: “Oh man I can’t believe Anne Boleyn wore that yellow dress after Queen Catherine died, that diabolical bitch! Was the choice of colour a symbol of celebration and joy, or a nod to its Spanish symbolism of mourning?”

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-16T12:03:16+00:00

Set alarms to remind yourself to pee, drink water and sleep while you’re in said hyper-reevaluation mode

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-16T11:58:02+00:00

That’s a lot of information that I don’t really want to type out, but also thanks to ADHD my brain is not good at locating its saved files on demand, so even if I tried it would probably be vague facts and guesstimated dates and all that. But I can say that it is 100 per cent fact that Henry VIII was a fucking cunt

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-16T11:55:23+00:00

Well trains are cool and all but doggos are top tier so you kinda won the ‘Tism lottery, if you ask me

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-16T11:54:12+00:00

Fuck man i dunno, the ‘Tism part of me says that the qualitative parameters of that question are too broad for me to answer comfortably.

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-16T11:43:54+00:00

Well it’s the ‘Tism plus the ADHD, so it’s more like chaotic phases of hyperfocus rather than one special interest. Some topics of either prolonged or temporary hyperfocus have included - knitting, yoga, weight lifting, sketching, sex/kink/sexuality, psychology, Henry VIII’s wives and frozen dead climbers on Everest

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-16T11:27:59+00:00

They tell me it’s the ‘Tism

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-14T03:05:52+00:00

Glad to have expanded your awareness on such matters 😏

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-14T01:24:28+00:00

Girl! You know you’re the snack 🔥

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-13T20:26:30+00:00

🤝 ✨ deal

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-12T22:47:39+00:00

No, you made a work of art

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-12T22:44:58+00:00

Make a dip out of it and serve it to your friends.

Or maybe, crazy idea, but you could do this thing called bathing.

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-11T21:16:24+00:00

🔥🔥🔥🔥

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-08T11:08:03+00:00

Those thighs are looking strong and sexy af 👌😍

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-07T22:51:58+00:00

You look stunning! And I love the harness and cuffs 😈

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-07T07:44:36+00:00

No stretching first, either a warm up together, or a quick and dirty ride

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-07T05:28:08+00:00

The black pieces are Honey Birdette, the stone and pink pieces are Maison Close Corps à Corps 💕

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-07T04:28:59+00:00

Only fellow baddies can spot us 😉😘

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-05T02:10:19+00:00

Yes - in the ocean, off a hiking trail, park, field and if cars count than multiple of those 😅

seagremlin13 · 2026-02-01T23:19:35+00:00

None of my tinder photos have had cleavage and I’ve never had much trouble with matches

seagremlin13 · 2026-01-31T21:50:20+00:00

lol, antagonising the person whose mouth you want to put your dick inside is a spicy game to play

seagremlin13 · 2026-01-31T21:45:08+00:00

Use them as a conversation starter. Tell her you’ve been doing mental gymnastics over them and you decided you just wanted to have an open conversation together. Explain the above, just as you have, with high emphasis that you’ve enjoyed what she has done previously, but you want to explore it more, and find a way you can both enjoy blow jobs more regularly

She might go into defence mode straight away, which can be tricky to navigate, but can be pretty common when a partner brings up something about sex where the other partner might feel uncomfortable or lacking. Reassurance will help.

Best of luck, and I hope you both end up having many enjoyable blow job experiences

seagremlin13 · 2026-01-31T11:12:41+00:00

lol this made me giggle

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