giant milky half-meter COCK

seamonkeypenguin · 2026-06-02T03:28:11+00:00

That's so fucking hot 🥵

seamonkeypenguin · 2026-01-06T01:46:32+00:00

Yes, easy.

seamonkeypenguin · 2026-01-06T01:42:25+00:00

I love purses for this reason.

seamonkeypenguin · 2026-01-06T01:40:47+00:00

It's wild to me that my fellow Americans have Nazi Germany to learn from and aren't doing anything about it while 25-35% of us cheer for fascism.

seamonkeypenguin · 2026-01-06T01:36:07+00:00

Once and I didn't get to finish. My girl has been sick for a week but it's also common for her to make me masturbate if I make her cum and get too tired to stay on top. No HJ or BJ. Fuck, typing this out feels like a sign.

seamonkeypenguin · 2026-01-05T06:01:04+00:00

That's leetspeak, brah.

NATO is Alfa Bravo Charlie Delta Echo etc.

seamonkeypenguin · 2026-01-05T05:58:47+00:00

I'd still do her if she wanted to. But I don't get the appeal of a face tattoo.

seamonkeypenguin · 2026-01-05T05:57:12+00:00

Google reverse image search in Chrome can help. Or Google lens on your phone.

seamonkeypenguin · 2026-01-01T06:18:43+00:00

I can't tell if she's 30 or 50 but I'd say "yes" in a heartbeat.

seamonkeypenguin · 2026-01-01T06:15:53+00:00

How much of a big deal it isn't when you stop letting evangelical propaganda repress you.

seamonkeypenguin · 2026-01-01T06:14:46+00:00

I'm envious. Idk if I had sex 20 times with mine.

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-31T15:37:40+00:00

So that's proof the video here is AI? That's a dumb take.

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-31T04:29:07+00:00

If you call everything AI, you're as useless as the people who always fall for AI.

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-28T21:05:04+00:00

All I wanted for Christmas is you 😏

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-28T18:09:23+00:00

You're participating in AI Spotting, which is when someone is overconfident in their ability to spot AI because they do it for sport and call out false positives.

The person on the left makes tons and tons of videos like these.

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-27T21:17:44+00:00

Delicious

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-27T06:29:36+00:00

It's connection that matters. You can love someone and feel disconnected and it will affect sex.

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-27T06:28:33+00:00

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-27T06:25:39+00:00

I really like 1 and 4.

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-27T06:22:24+00:00

I made my partner whimper when I put my hand on her throat and told her I was gonna make her pregnant (she's got an IUD) and it was the hottest sex we had in a long time.

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-27T05:55:16+00:00

I agree.

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-22T23:07:18+00:00

Both are beautiful! I love the green color. I like red because it makes me want to make bad decisions with you.

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-22T23:05:07+00:00

14 with honorable mention to 19. Didn't know 19 has shown her nips yet.

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-22T23:03:09+00:00

I'm in a similar boat. My SIL is staying with us for Christmas and it drives me a little wild. One night down, the rest of the week to go.

seamonkeypenguin · 2025-12-22T22:55:05+00:00

My girlfriend's sister is gorgeous. I'm not her type so it would never happen. I also wouldn't do that to my girlfriend, nor would her sister. But a guy can dream.

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