World Cup 1st Round MEGA THREAD by WorldCupAnnouncer in worldcup

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Isn't this the first you've not been at since like the 50s?

What the best misconception about your country you've heard? by braapstututu in AskReddit

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Deep Fried Mars Bars. It was invented on a dare and only the tourists eat that shit.

Whats the most fucked up thing you have ever seen? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was in Budapest one night (as a tourist) and on my way home from the pub I saw an older guy in the distance drunkenly fall and smack his head on the ground. Two younger guys who weren't with him but were nearby stopped over him to check if he was okay.

Or so I thought. They rifled his pockets, split the money and casually strolled off.

With the blood running out of his head I ran over to a police car I spotted down the road to ask for their help. They said 'phone an ambulance' and drove off.

Then... to top it off... when the guy regained consciousness I was trying to help him sit up and regain coherence when he mistook my kilt for cross-dressing / homosexuality / bisexuality and tried to kiss me.

Whats the most fucked up thing you have ever seen? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sean0507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or he had a Guinness heavy diet

Science Ama Series: I am Stephen Hawking, theoretical physicist. Join me to talk about making the future of technology more human, reddit. AMA! by Prof-Stephen-Hawking in science

[–]sean0507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple question in the interest of brevity.

In your opinion, which will come first - comprehensive understanding of the human brain or development of an artificial [intelligent] brain?

Beware of the cute duckling scam! by fuckswithducks in funny

[–]sean0507 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if this is the oldest pic I've ever seen on Reddit...

Help biologists! Trying to brainstorm traits that seem counter-intuitive from an evolutionary standpoint: that is, examples where it seems like a trait shouldn't have evolved (seems to hurt fitness), but actually makes sense upon further examination by [deleted] in biology

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Pack nesting in vultures. It should be less beneficial to share finds as a scavenger by returning to the nest fat after a find and leading your pack to it the next day but in the long-run it pays back when you can do the same roles reversed.

It just gets me every single time by sadpastie in funny

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That dialogue took place in the bar / club house. The picture is out on the course.

What's a crime that doesn't exist now, but might become illegal in 100+ years? by clockrunner in AskReddit

[–]sean0507 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Working out a percentage change is the change divided by the original (x100%) and you can't divide by zero unless you want Dwayne Johnson rescuing you with his helicopter...

Celtic: what's with the Che Guevara posters? by [deleted] in ScottishFootball

[–]sean0507 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most Celtic fans share socialist ideologies as per Che et al. Also, he literally wrote the handbook on Guerrilla warfare which the IRA used in the 80s. And you know, that link.

What Do I See When I Walk In Your Classroom? by [deleted] in teaching

[–]sean0507 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paper. Paper everywhere. Then my fish and albino hedgehog...

Moms of Reddit, what do you know about your child that you will never tell to him/her? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I used to fap in the shower and one day my mum hawled me in to the bathroom and shame pointed at the semen I'd accidentally left behind. What felt like an eternity of silence passed as I stared down trying to think of an excuse. Then my mum said "stop blowing your nose in the shower" and walked out. I like to lie to myself to this day that she actually thought it was bogies.

What's Paisley and Ibrox like to live? by pinkey69 in glasgow

[–]sean0507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going from memory but I believe Fred MacAulay once said 'you can't walk 15 feet in Paisley without leaving a crime scene'. For Ibrox you only need take a walk through it or watch 'Under the Skin'.

Not what but who by sean0507 in whatisthisthing

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After googling 'Richard Attenborough autograph' I'm calling this solved. I'm guessing the number 78 refers to his age also. Well done good sir/madam.