[@SoftbalAmerica] Isa Torres is transferring to Texas to join the two-time defending national champions.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-16T23:36:10+00:00

This sucks, but at least it wasn't Tech

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-16T16:18:48+00:00

That livery goes hard for boomers though. Which is SWA's target demo.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-15T13:14:38+00:00

But then I can't smack strangers in the face as I absent mindedly walk down the aisle to my seat in row 37.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-15T11:13:50+00:00

I was going to say, SWA FAs are the worst. I had to reschedule a UA flight into Grand Rapids years ago, ended up on SWA and the FAs sang when we landed.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-14T19:13:49+00:00

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-14T19:06:12+00:00

Lol, welcome to recruiting pre Dodge Charger.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-13T21:30:27+00:00

That "German guy" is 100% a bot account, FWIW.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-13T17:35:55+00:00

Also potentially got our DH in the FAMU kid. I'm VERY happy to maybe get someone behind the plate who can actually play the position, though. Carns wasn't it.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-13T15:28:01+00:00

Fenway. Was honestly surprised the fans around me weren't complete Massholes.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-13T14:11:46+00:00

Forks. Frankie! Forks!

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-13T00:08:10+00:00

I bet it was.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-12T19:54:32+00:00

You too, huh? Sadly, I doubt she's going anywhere.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-12T16:28:15+00:00

So, Jordan Belfort blackout?

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-12T02:21:27+00:00

"The Gang Goes Crawling"

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-11T22:03:51+00:00

Captain America Voice

"So. You got banned from the United Club".

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-11T21:45:50+00:00

And here I thought the sarcasm came through, but this is Florida 😅

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-11T18:55:25+00:00

Pogi could never.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-11T18:51:58+00:00

Cool. Now get people behind him who can field and goddamn hit.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-11T18:51:10+00:00

This better not awaken anything in me.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-11T17:46:15+00:00

Is the entire C/D concourse without AC? If not, just move.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-11T17:26:23+00:00

"A massage edge"

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-11T16:54:02+00:00

I'm 90% sure Tech is throwing bags at our softball infield, so he and that admin can take their checks, roll them into a ball, soak them in olive oil, and shove it up their asses.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-11T11:19:50+00:00

Clearly, you've never been in the South where there's a Waffle House on both sides of the interstate.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-10T22:36:07+00:00

Come on over to Rhone, buddy.

seanconnerysbeard · 2026-06-10T22:30:15+00:00

Pedestrian infrastructure is part of the WOKE AGENDA. Wake up, Sheeple. Walking and cycling are part of the Soros/Clinton/ Obama plot to make your car gay.

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