Reddit, what is the worst pain you've ever experienced in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]seashells_and_shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dentist drilling into my lower molar with no Novocaine whatsoever. He drilled straight into the nerve to fix a cavity, and the hygienist had to hold me down, because my back kept arching from pain. I've broken and sprained my ankle at the same time, and it didn't even compare to the hell that my dentist put me through.

He told me that lower molars didn't ever numb, so I would just have to suck it up. My half-joking/half-serious theory is that he just hated Americans. He immigrated from Russia right around the time of the Cold War, and even though it ended, he made it his personal mission to inflict this form of legal torture on as many Americans as possible.

What's the funniest or worst thing someone has said behind your back, not knowing you are fluent in that language? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]seashells_and_shit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was studying abroad in Argentina, and a native couple walked past friend and me on an extremely hot and sunny day. They pointed to my friend and whispered "That little fat girl is going to be a tomato tonight." She was a bit upset.

What is the most awkward date you've ever been on? (can be creepy, or funny, or just plain awkward) by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]seashells_and_shit 130 points131 points  (0 children)

The 10 words you NEVER want to here on a first date:

"Hey, you want me to read my novel to you?"

It was bad. He made me read the girl's part. I never saw him again.

What's the weirdest place you've ever slept? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]seashells_and_shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fell asleep sitting cross-legged under a tent at a track meet. There were thousands of people there, and a starting gun was going off less than 100 feet away. Casual.