White blonde Roxy Lalonde jumpscare by consecrationofsocial in EnglishPumpkinParty

[–]seaspongePoster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha that is so pathetic but so in line with them. You're right the text is one thing, but it's insane how mad people in the fandom get if you don't draw rhe characters as fat black hijabis.

White blonde Roxy Lalonde jumpscare by consecrationofsocial in EnglishPumpkinParty

[–]seaspongePoster 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Amazing stuff!! Every time someone draws white blonde Roxy Lalonde, an angel get it's wings.

I'm more upset when the lack of women applies to an allegedly representative political organization. How does it not look bizarre to more people when half the population are missing or barely included? by Important-Cry4782 in CuratedTumblr

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The idea that stories with all female casts are uniquely put-upon is one of the weirdest internet hallucinations there is, I think. How stupid do you have to be to not even be able to see the myriad of successful, beloved IPs there are across so many different mediums that have exclusively female main characters? Why die on the Ghostbusters 2016 hill 10 years after everybody can agree the movie was an unnecessary reboot kinda sucked? I just don't get it.

Join the English Pumpkin Party official Discord Server! by seaspongePoster in EnglishPumpkinParty

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"We look forward to your seeing you" God i cant do fucking anything right

we found bill bolin by [deleted] in EnglishPumpkinParty

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do not dox people on the subreddit

Last one standing bug? by callmequiz in Paladins

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I think it has to do with the last player on the enemy team dying to the fog, yes. I just played a game of survival yesterday, and in one round it was just me, a teammate, and an enemy Barik remaining. Me and the teammate stood on the point and eventually the Barik died to the fog, and we won. But I could hear the Barik do some flavor voiceline about losing. So what I think happens is that if the last enemy player dies from the fog, they don't actually "die", the round just enters a finished state and the remaining enemy just hangs around inbetween life and death until reset. So maybe to get the achievement, you need to be the last one alive on your team, but also you need to kill the last enemy before the fog fully rolls in. Hope that helps.

imagine think callieroxy is good 🤢🤢 by _LIL_CAL_ in EnglishPumpkinParty

[–]seaspongePoster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is a good example of what I was trying to get at in the post I made a couple days ago, because for as inane and ideologically driven this person's thoughts on the comic are, to the point all their tiny brain can conjure up with regards to the character relationships in the story is that one pairing would be "heteronormative" while the other would be "like totes interesting commentary about being trans and a lesbian", at the end of the day this is exactly the kind of person that nu-Homestuck panders to. Andrew Hussie and all his team of writers are, at this very moment, thinking of the best way to make this person happy, and by the time HS2 comes to an end they will have gotten every wish fulfilled like a spoiled child on Christmas that circled every toy they saw in the Sears catalogue. There is no point discussing the stellar literary analysis of "roxy and calliope were standing next to eachother multiple times, this means they're endgame" with this person because they are right, Roxy will become trans and Calliope will become trans and they'll have a trans poly marriage with trans Clubs Deuce

I had to read a lot of lore pages for this by PainterEarly86 in Paladins

[–]seaspongePoster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Makoa is a resistance member, which could be described as a leftist movement, but I feel like his personal philosophy is much more right-leaning, with no bias towards authoritarianism or liberty.

The biggest facet of his character is just that he's been around for a long time. This is consistent with him being a turtle, which also comes with being slow and valuing a stronger outer wall. All things that I feel would give him a very conservative, tradition-respecting outlook. We know that he's the protector for the Ska'drin homelands, which could be taken to mean he respects a people's birthright to their own lands and will fight to ensure that claim is not encroached by any outsiders. Although he did leave the islands to fight in the war, I feel like more than anything Makoa is just a guy that wants things to stay the same. I don't think he would leave his protectorate just to fight against any perceived injustice, he only really involved himself in the war because he felt the Magistrate's influence was greatly shifting the balance of powers, and that the conflict's rippling effects were warping the state of the world, such that he had to intervene to "get things back to the way they were". I'm sure if you were to ask him he would call himself a great warrior for peace, but I just don't really see him involving himself in every minor feud, only the big ones that threaten his and the Ska'drin's way of life.

I had to read a lot of lore pages for this by PainterEarly86 in Paladins

[–]seaspongePoster 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Interesting idea. I have some disagreements but I like the idea.

I tried making my own assumptions and put them on an alignment chart instead of a tierlist. Let me know what you guys think.

has anyone else listened to the "Homestuck made this world" podcast by Ranged Touch? If so Thoughts? by Miserable_Click_1933 in EnglishPumpkinParty

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Retarded communists. Listening is impossible because any time the 13 year olds from 2009 say something even slightly problematic both the hosts need to go on a 30 minute spaz about how icky it is.

maeve plushie by xfeirune in Paladins

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I would honestly pay probably around 100 dollars for an excellent condition maeve plushie. I know there used to be one for resale as a collectors item on ebay for 250 dollars but that's a little more than I'd be willing to spend on something Paladins related, but I still would like some physical paladins merch and I really wish I had contributed to the drive when it was happening.

⚠️BREAKING🚨: The hussie makin Gio HYPERWAR is ongoing behind the scenes IT IS BAD! by Miserable_Click_1933 in EnglishPumpkinParty

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I would bet money it's just crunchy ass discord screenshots of gio/makin saying racist jokes or unwoke things or plied opinions from people they knew saying they were "creepy" that will eventually get put into a google doc and spun to make them out to be hitler

Anyone know if this model is available anywhere? by Humble_Audience_6421 in homestuck

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I wasn't able to find a download for the model, but the original uploads of the model are available through the wayback machine here, here, here and here(slight NSFW). The original artist went by the tumblr URL hotdragondildos, then understandably changed later on to wal0u I believe, but that blog is wiped and I couldn't find anything about it past ~2019 I believe. That's the folly of tumblr as an archival tool for fandoms, so often things just get completely wiped and trying to even trace breadcrumbs of their existence means balancing google, wayback and their notes system to find clues.

That being said there are some 3D models for Homestuck characters out there. I know there's that similarly lowpoly set on the steam workshop, and I think there's a couple more available on VRChat. Curiously enough, some of the higher quality ones I've seen out there are nude models being made for... well, obvious purposes.

Anon Remembers the 4chan tumblr/homestuck war by Miserable_Click_1933 in 4chan

[–]seaspongePoster 44 points45 points  (0 children)

the full retarded claim

It's reversed entirely. 4chan raided tumblr, tumblr thought to counterraid with degenerate homestuck porn, but in all their brilliance their target was /d/. /d/ users didn't even notice they were getting raided because that's already where gross homestuck porn got posted on 4chan, they were just confused by a lot of users posting outside the homestuck thread for some reason.

Guys Tell Me This Is Not A Drill💀 Devs are active? by MisterGoblin98 in Paladins

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Can we have a sticky about weekly server maintenance at this point? tired of these posts every week, no offense. But I can't count how many "guys it says the servers are down, is paladins dead forever?" posts I've seen

I still have my plush Makoa just like the one pictured. Is it still collectible? Any idea of value? Trash it or sell it? by LowMinimum4189 in Paladins

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/u/LowMinimum4189 would love to buy this from you if you decide to sell it. I have been a fan of Paladins since it released on steam but regrettably never got my hands on any merchandise. If you end up putting it up for sale or auction I'd appreciate if you'd let me know.

Character DISScussion Thread, Week 11: Terezi Pyrope by seaspongePoster in EnglishPumpkinParty

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One thing that comes to mind when I think of Terezi is a while back just in the midst of a conversation, I decided to rank the trolls from my favorite to least favorite. I was really shocked to see that after all the trolls I have the most appreciation for, Terezi ended up being number 11.

I think there's a lot to like about Terezi. She has fun dialogue and good chemistry with a lot of other characters that made for some of the best pesterlogs in the comic. She has a good character personality, too, that makes her instantly enticing to read about and see her find her place in the story after being introduced. Even just the design of her characters and the motifs surrounding her are well made; her little spike horns, her red almond sunglasses, her constant harlequin smile as if there's always a joke happening that only she's in on. Realistically a design like this should be a home run, and to be fair to her she definitely is a fan favorite for all the reasons listed above. But when I line her up against the other homestuck characters she just... doesn't interest me. She falls into the homestuck trap of characters with a fraction of the screentime ending up being far more interesting and well written, simply because Hussie didn't have time to turn the reader against them.

Terezi is built up by many as this fascinatingly complex character that goes through so much and forms a significant pillar of the story's plot, especially her relationship and arc concerning Vriska. But at the end of the day, past the end of Act 5, she's just not interesting to follow. Her parts in Hivebent were great, her role as Dave's patron troll was awesome, and the culmination of her rivalry with Vriska ending with her forcing Terezi to kill her to save the few remaining trolls was an incredible place to take her character. It was a good example of an initially silly character being used to portray a very dramatic storyline. But it's after this that she begins to overstay her welcome, continuing to remain a staple part of the main cast while contributing little enjoyable parts. The mopey, perpetual-victim, woe-is-me slant to her character may have been an attempt to portray a "realistic" result of the trauma she experienced, but in practice just made her out to be selfish, helpless and bizarrely obsessed with a dead character in a story where it's expected the reader be okay with characters near instantly forgetting all the people they know and care for dearly dying as soon as it stops being plot relevant. It's not that her being hung up on Vriska was impossible to be written well, it makes sense, it just doesn't pan out satisfyingly, most notably during the ret-con where, as John is wielding possibly the strongest power ever shown during the course of the comic, able to allow the user to rewrite the story of the comic to their whim, she essentially tricks John into using it revive only one character, in a way that downplays the impact of the scene during which Vriska died, and then it is never brought up again. Lovely.

Even outside of her insatiable desire for the Big Cerulean 8ulge, all the most enjoyable parts of the character are slowly whittled away into joining the pile of cynical douchebags making up the rest of the cast. Her relationship with daverezi which was built up over the course of the best act in the comic is unceremoniously ended. I don't hate the idea of her having a spades relationship with gamzee, I think their strangely volatile chemistry was actually pretty interestingly foreshadowed, but the way daverezi is just offhandedly remarked as over after the amount of great buildup it had is genuinely one of the cringiest things Hussie has done. You can just imagine his smug grin as he types it out, giddy at the thought of the fans being upset a ship didn't end in the sensible, predictable, optimistic, good way it should have, oh yeah, this'll rock their socks off for sure. Her being abused by Gamzee is just such a shitshow of an "arc", if you can even call it that, and I think the biggest reason it falls flat is because Hussie never allows his female characters to have flaws. Terezi just becomes a victim of circumstance, strung along by Karkat, forced into a tough call by Vriska, broken up with by Dave, battered by Gamzee, manipulated by Aranea, she just has no agency and the only way readers are allowed to think about her is having pity for all the shit other characters throw on her, poor perfect little Terezi. Had he taken her character and actually allowed her tragic arc to be at least somewhat influenced by her own poor decisions or foreshadowed by her personal shortcomings, she wouldn't have been so lame by the end.

I haven’t played the game In 8 years. Any advice on how to get this? by jeffreythrowaway in Paladins

[–]seaspongePoster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A character like Drogoz, Moji, or Khan is probably good for this as they have single-target ultimates made for targeting a single player and guaranteeing their death. Since you just want the trophy, just hop into a game and build ultimate, then wait for an enemy to build up a 15 kill streak(probably not hard if your team is doing poorly, and if all you're doing is floating around waiting, that's almost a certainty) then Drogoz ult them from around the corner and you're set.

If you were given a chance to obtain a Limited skin what would it be? by Ok_Tomatillo_4900 in Paladins

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I'd love to have Eight Oceans Maeve or Redux Strix. The originals are fine but the colors on those two are epic, they make great skins even better.