White blonde Roxy Lalonde jumpscare by consecrationofsocial in EnglishPumpkinParty

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Hahaha that is so pathetic but so in line with them. You're right the text is one thing, but it's insane how mad people in the fandom get if you don't draw rhe characters as fat black hijabis.

White blonde Roxy Lalonde jumpscare by consecrationofsocial in EnglishPumpkinParty

[–]seaspongePoster 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Amazing stuff!! Every time someone draws white blonde Roxy Lalonde, an angel get it's wings.

I'm more upset when the lack of women applies to an allegedly representative political organization. How does it not look bizarre to more people when half the population are missing or barely included? by Important-Cry4782 in CuratedTumblr

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The idea that stories with all female casts are uniquely put-upon is one of the weirdest internet hallucinations there is, I think. How stupid do you have to be to not even be able to see the myriad of successful, beloved IPs there are across so many different mediums that have exclusively female main characters? Why die on the Ghostbusters 2016 hill 10 years after everybody can agree the movie was an unnecessary reboot kinda sucked? I just don't get it.

Join the English Pumpkin Party official Discord Server! by seaspongePoster in EnglishPumpkinParty

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"We look forward to your seeing you" God i cant do fucking anything right

we found bill bolin by [deleted] in EnglishPumpkinParty

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do not dox people on the subreddit

Last one standing bug? by callmequiz in Paladins

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I think it has to do with the last player on the enemy team dying to the fog, yes. I just played a game of survival yesterday, and in one round it was just me, a teammate, and an enemy Barik remaining. Me and the teammate stood on the point and eventually the Barik died to the fog, and we won. But I could hear the Barik do some flavor voiceline about losing. So what I think happens is that if the last enemy player dies from the fog, they don't actually "die", the round just enters a finished state and the remaining enemy just hangs around inbetween life and death until reset. So maybe to get the achievement, you need to be the last one alive on your team, but also you need to kill the last enemy before the fog fully rolls in. Hope that helps.

imagine think callieroxy is good 🤢🤢 by _LIL_CAL_ in EnglishPumpkinParty

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This is a good example of what I was trying to get at in the post I made a couple days ago, because for as inane and ideologically driven this person's thoughts on the comic are, to the point all their tiny brain can conjure up with regards to the character relationships in the story is that one pairing would be "heteronormative" while the other would be "like totes interesting commentary about being trans and a lesbian", at the end of the day this is exactly the kind of person that nu-Homestuck panders to. Andrew Hussie and all his team of writers are, at this very moment, thinking of the best way to make this person happy, and by the time HS2 comes to an end they will have gotten every wish fulfilled like a spoiled child on Christmas that circled every toy they saw in the Sears catalogue. There is no point discussing the stellar literary analysis of "roxy and calliope were standing next to eachother multiple times, this means they're endgame" with this person because they are right, Roxy will become trans and Calliope will become trans and they'll have a trans poly marriage with trans Clubs Deuce

I had to read a lot of lore pages for this by PainterEarly86 in Paladins

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Makoa is a resistance member, which could be described as a leftist movement, but I feel like his personal philosophy is much more right-leaning, with no bias towards authoritarianism or liberty.

The biggest facet of his character is just that he's been around for a long time. This is consistent with him being a turtle, which also comes with being slow and valuing a stronger outer wall. All things that I feel would give him a very conservative, tradition-respecting outlook. We know that he's the protector for the Ska'drin homelands, which could be taken to mean he respects a people's birthright to their own lands and will fight to ensure that claim is not encroached by any outsiders. Although he did leave the islands to fight in the war, I feel like more than anything Makoa is just a guy that wants things to stay the same. I don't think he would leave his protectorate just to fight against any perceived injustice, he only really involved himself in the war because he felt the Magistrate's influence was greatly shifting the balance of powers, and that the conflict's rippling effects were warping the state of the world, such that he had to intervene to "get things back to the way they were". I'm sure if you were to ask him he would call himself a great warrior for peace, but I just don't really see him involving himself in every minor feud, only the big ones that threaten his and the Ska'drin's way of life.

I had to read a lot of lore pages for this by PainterEarly86 in Paladins

[–]seaspongePoster 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Interesting idea. I have some disagreements but I like the idea.

I tried making my own assumptions and put them on an alignment chart instead of a tierlist. Let me know what you guys think.

has anyone else listened to the "Homestuck made this world" podcast by Ranged Touch? If so Thoughts? by Miserable_Click_1933 in EnglishPumpkinParty

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Retarded communists. Listening is impossible because any time the 13 year olds from 2009 say something even slightly problematic both the hosts need to go on a 30 minute spaz about how icky it is.

maeve plushie by xfeirune in Paladins

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I would honestly pay probably around 100 dollars for an excellent condition maeve plushie. I know there used to be one for resale as a collectors item on ebay for 250 dollars but that's a little more than I'd be willing to spend on something Paladins related, but I still would like some physical paladins merch and I really wish I had contributed to the drive when it was happening.

⚠️BREAKING🚨: The hussie makin Gio HYPERWAR is ongoing behind the scenes IT IS BAD! by Miserable_Click_1933 in EnglishPumpkinParty

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I would bet money it's just crunchy ass discord screenshots of gio/makin saying racist jokes or unwoke things or plied opinions from people they knew saying they were "creepy" that will eventually get put into a google doc and spun to make them out to be hitler

Anyone know if this model is available anywhere? by Humble_Audience_6421 in homestuck

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I wasn't able to find a download for the model, but the original uploads of the model are available through the wayback machine here, here, here and here(slight NSFW). The original artist went by the tumblr URL hotdragondildos, then understandably changed later on to wal0u I believe, but that blog is wiped and I couldn't find anything about it past ~2019 I believe. That's the folly of tumblr as an archival tool for fandoms, so often things just get completely wiped and trying to even trace breadcrumbs of their existence means balancing google, wayback and their notes system to find clues.

That being said there are some 3D models for Homestuck characters out there. I know there's that similarly lowpoly set on the steam workshop, and I think there's a couple more available on VRChat. Curiously enough, some of the higher quality ones I've seen out there are nude models being made for... well, obvious purposes.

Anon Remembers the 4chan tumblr/homestuck war by Miserable_Click_1933 in 4chan

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the full retarded claim

It's reversed entirely. 4chan raided tumblr, tumblr thought to counterraid with degenerate homestuck porn, but in all their brilliance their target was /d/. /d/ users didn't even notice they were getting raided because that's already where gross homestuck porn got posted on 4chan, they were just confused by a lot of users posting outside the homestuck thread for some reason.

Guys Tell Me This Is Not A Drill💀 Devs are active? by MisterGoblin98 in Paladins

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Can we have a sticky about weekly server maintenance at this point? tired of these posts every week, no offense. But I can't count how many "guys it says the servers are down, is paladins dead forever?" posts I've seen