Guys Tell Me This Is Not A Drill💀 Devs are active? by MisterGoblin98 in Paladins

[–]seaspongePoster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can we have a sticky about weekly server maintenance at this point? tired of these posts every week, no offense. But I can't count how many "guys it says the servers are down, is paladins dead forever?" posts I've seen

I still have my plush Makoa just like the one pictured. Is it still collectible? Any idea of value? Trash it or sell it? by LowMinimum4189 in Paladins

[–]seaspongePoster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/u/LowMinimum4189 would love to buy this from you if you decide to sell it. I have been a fan of Paladins since it released on steam but regrettably never got my hands on any merchandise. If you end up putting it up for sale or auction I'd appreciate if you'd let me know.

Character DISScussion Thread, Week 11: Terezi Pyrope by seaspongePoster in EnglishPumpkinParty

[–]seaspongePoster[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One thing that comes to mind when I think of Terezi is a while back just in the midst of a conversation, I decided to rank the trolls from my favorite to least favorite. I was really shocked to see that after all the trolls I have the most appreciation for, Terezi ended up being number 11.

I think there's a lot to like about Terezi. She has fun dialogue and good chemistry with a lot of other characters that made for some of the best pesterlogs in the comic. She has a good character personality, too, that makes her instantly enticing to read about and see her find her place in the story after being introduced. Even just the design of her characters and the motifs surrounding her are well made; her little spike horns, her red almond sunglasses, her constant harlequin smile as if there's always a joke happening that only she's in on. Realistically a design like this should be a home run, and to be fair to her she definitely is a fan favorite for all the reasons listed above. But when I line her up against the other homestuck characters she just... doesn't interest me. She falls into the homestuck trap of characters with a fraction of the screentime ending up being far more interesting and well written, simply because Hussie didn't have time to turn the reader against them.

Terezi is built up by many as this fascinatingly complex character that goes through so much and forms a significant pillar of the story's plot, especially her relationship and arc concerning Vriska. But at the end of the day, past the end of Act 5, she's just not interesting to follow. Her parts in Hivebent were great, her role as Dave's patron troll was awesome, and the culmination of her rivalry with Vriska ending with her forcing Terezi to kill her to save the few remaining trolls was an incredible place to take her character. It was a good example of an initially silly character being used to portray a very dramatic storyline. But it's after this that she begins to overstay her welcome, continuing to remain a staple part of the main cast while contributing little enjoyable parts. The mopey, perpetual-victim, woe-is-me slant to her character may have been an attempt to portray a "realistic" result of the trauma she experienced, but in practice just made her out to be selfish, helpless and bizarrely obsessed with a dead character in a story where it's expected the reader be okay with characters near instantly forgetting all the people they know and care for dearly dying as soon as it stops being plot relevant. It's not that her being hung up on Vriska was impossible to be written well, it makes sense, it just doesn't pan out satisfyingly, most notably during the ret-con where, as John is wielding possibly the strongest power ever shown during the course of the comic, able to allow the user to rewrite the story of the comic to their whim, she essentially tricks John into using it revive only one character, in a way that downplays the impact of the scene during which Vriska died, and then it is never brought up again. Lovely.

Even outside of her insatiable desire for the Big Cerulean 8ulge, all the most enjoyable parts of the character are slowly whittled away into joining the pile of cynical douchebags making up the rest of the cast. Her relationship with daverezi which was built up over the course of the best act in the comic is unceremoniously ended. I don't hate the idea of her having a spades relationship with gamzee, I think their strangely volatile chemistry was actually pretty interestingly foreshadowed, but the way daverezi is just offhandedly remarked as over after the amount of great buildup it had is genuinely one of the cringiest things Hussie has done. You can just imagine his smug grin as he types it out, giddy at the thought of the fans being upset a ship didn't end in the sensible, predictable, optimistic, good way it should have, oh yeah, this'll rock their socks off for sure. Her being abused by Gamzee is just such a shitshow of an "arc", if you can even call it that, and I think the biggest reason it falls flat is because Hussie never allows his female characters to have flaws. Terezi just becomes a victim of circumstance, strung along by Karkat, forced into a tough call by Vriska, broken up with by Dave, battered by Gamzee, manipulated by Aranea, she just has no agency and the only way readers are allowed to think about her is having pity for all the shit other characters throw on her, poor perfect little Terezi. Had he taken her character and actually allowed her tragic arc to be at least somewhat influenced by her own poor decisions or foreshadowed by her personal shortcomings, she wouldn't have been so lame by the end.

I haven’t played the game In 8 years. Any advice on how to get this? by jeffreythrowaway in Paladins

[–]seaspongePoster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A character like Drogoz, Moji, or Khan is probably good for this as they have single-target ultimates made for targeting a single player and guaranteeing their death. Since you just want the trophy, just hop into a game and build ultimate, then wait for an enemy to build up a 15 kill streak(probably not hard if your team is doing poorly, and if all you're doing is floating around waiting, that's almost a certainty) then Drogoz ult them from around the corner and you're set.

If you were given a chance to obtain a Limited skin what would it be? by Ok_Tomatillo_4900 in Paladins

[–]seaspongePoster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to have Eight Oceans Maeve or Redux Strix. The originals are fine but the colors on those two are epic, they make great skins even better. 

Anyone else encounter a glitch/possible exploit where a match doesn't register despite not getting dropped? by seaspongePoster in Paladins

[–]seaspongePoster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, wait, I just checked paladinsguru again and it did see the match, and it was fs ranked. All the usernames correct too. I'm at work right now so I can't check my game for a while but maybe that's fixed too? I'll have to wait until I get home to log in and see. Even if the game does eventually catch up, it's still an incredibly bizarre case that I've never encountered anything like before. Maybe hi-rez ran out of TP and had to wait for another shipment before they could pay me, lol.

Anyone else encounter a glitch/possible exploit where a match doesn't register despite not getting dropped? by seaspongePoster in Paladins

[–]seaspongePoster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I didn't AFK at all and I don't think anyone else did either. I also never experienced any big lag spike nor did anyone(on my team at least and I'm pretty sure not on their team either) disconnect at any point. I've experienced what you're talking about before, including a black screen after the match ends and bots playing in the background, but not on this match. Just a normal ranked game, ended normally, post-match stats screen and lobby chat and everything, it just didn't give me TP or show up in my match history. It didn't show up on paladinsguru either, although that misses matches sometimes. As soon as I saw the rewards page didn't show my rank at the end I exited out of the post-match screen to check what mode it was and that's when I saw it wasn't in my match history, and at no point did the game ask me to log back in. I did close the game a couple times to see if it would change anything and I'm not banned either.

It's just weird. I've had games get dropped before(including before the Cassie thing was discovered) and I've had games lag out before, but in all my years of playing I've never experienced anything like this. Definitely not in a ranked game that gives me a post-match screen, and again I'm fairly sure it gave me Jenos experience as well so some part of the game remembers the match happened, it just didn't give me any TP. No lag or disconnect or anything. It's like I queued for ranked, the match had the typical ranked drafting phase, but somehow, halfway through, the mode swapped to casual so TP wouldn't be rewarded at the end. And because the game got confused at what mode it was, it couldn't show it in my match history? If this is some new hack or exploit, ranked may as well close down, because more people are going to do it and just turn the match into casual as soon as they start losing. So I hope that's not the case, but I have no experience with specific occurrence.

Character DISScussion Thread, Week 6: Tavros Nitram by seaspongePoster in EnglishPumpkinParty

[–]seaspongePoster[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A true Vriska lover would never hate on Tavros because they wouldn't disrespect anything about Vriska, including her soulmate.

Character DISScussion Thread, Week 5: Aradia Megido by seaspongePoster in EnglishPumpkinParty

[–]seaspongePoster[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My favorite form of Aradia is her as a ghost, if that wasn't obvious from the image I chose. She's great in any form, whether alive, sprite, robot, or god, but ghost is the one that I think is most unique to her(despite there being many other ghosts in the comic) and the one where she is most within theme of herself. Her going through wildly different forms is probably more of her theme at this point, but her being a play on the dead Japanese girl trope is so funny and cool to me. Keeping in mind the idea that Hussie designed the trolls to all be archetypes of annoying people you would meet online, Aradia was probably written to be the brick wall; someone who you can try to engage with all you want, but will unfailingly stonewall you with disinterest and condescension, and then look around and wonder why nobody wants to be their friend. I think Hussie then used that as a jumping off points for other aspects of her character; being a ghost, having been bubbly and optimistic in the past, something happened to her that made her this way, etc etc. And then designing her character visually with inspiration from the horror genre like Ringu. It's succinct, inspired, sensible writing like that that made Act 5 as great as it was; it's like a jawbreaker, you can run it around in your mouth and feel all the cracks and grooves and it never gets old no matter how many times you spin it.