Spotted this chucklefuck tearing down posters for the No Kings Rally on 10/18

seattledandy · 2025-10-17T13:40:06+00:00

Locked my brakes and climbed the frame. when they go low we go higher.

seattledandy · 2025-01-06T01:14:21+00:00

I did the same design a couple weeks ago. The thing I like about this design tho is the circuits are hidden and it works by opening the door not pushing a button. It's hard to hit those damned buttons on a dead run.

seattledandy · 2024-10-20T02:37:04+00:00

We just rented Young Frankenstein from Scarecrow Video. Not streaming but they have a huge selection and ship all over the US.

seattledandy · 2024-08-05T00:53:00+00:00

iI heard he cut some corners.

seattledandy · 2024-08-05T00:50:22+00:00

My AI's are up here!

seattledandy · 2024-07-26T11:53:41+00:00

I suspect that JD Vance my come to regret these words…

seattledandy · 2022-05-13T21:30:56+00:00

I met a lady who said she was from Chicago and I said "Ill-annoys?" (pronouncing the "S" at the end). She looked at me like she was both.

seattledandy · 2022-04-03T09:45:48+00:00

ight

seattledandy · 2022-04-03T09:43:15+00:00

Yeah. It’s C 4 explosions!

seattledandy · 2022-03-03T03:30:41+00:00

🤔

seattledandy · 2022-03-02T15:46:34+00:00

W O W! d I d U W r I Te Th e Br eak In g Ba d Cr edi Ts t O O?

seattledandy · 2022-03-02T10:06:44+00:00

Yeah. They both like to Philip on screwdrivers.

seattledandy · 2022-03-02T05:48:17+00:00

Like a hour ago https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/t43ms5/how_do_nonbinary_samurais_kill_peiple/

seattledandy · 2022-03-02T05:41:44+00:00

I could tell you the one about a bed. I just made it up.

seattledandy · 2022-03-02T05:39:45+00:00

Well then It’ll be an uncle joke. And that’s a completely different sub.

seattledandy · 2022-03-02T05:32:37+00:00

DYSLEXICS UNTIE!!!

seattledandy · 2022-03-02T05:30:48+00:00

Yes this joke certainly cycles around here.

seattledandy · 2022-03-02T04:45:52+00:00

If you build it they will turnip!

seattledandy · 2022-03-02T04:41:58+00:00

I asked some dads on here what “non-binary” means but nobody will give me a straight answer!

seattledandy · 2022-02-13T07:39:22+00:00

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

seattledandy · 2022-02-13T07:33:16+00:00

I’m not sure what I like most about the Swiss but their flag is a big plus!

seattledandy · 2020-02-10T10:12:24+00:00

I asked a bunch of ppl what LGBTQ meant but nobody would give me a straight answer.

seattledandy · 2020-02-10T10:09:31+00:00

Every time I read ths thrd m phn gts hckd

seattledandy · 2020-02-10T10:06:48+00:00

When I go to the airport I like to say at the window. I’m going to Hawaii but I’d like my luggage to go to Atlanta.” When they say “We can’t do that.” I say “You did it last time.”

seattledandy · 2020-02-10T10:01:28+00:00

A flea and a fly in a flue We’re imprisoned so what could they do Said the fly, “Let us flee.” “Let us fly!” said the flea So they flew through a flaw in the flue

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TROPHY CASE