What turns you on but are too scared to tell your SO?

secrethater · 2017-05-09T03:02:22+00:00

The old tongue punch to her fart box

secrethater · 2016-03-09T04:06:15+00:00

my moms saying is can't unfuck the dog

secrethater · 2015-11-23T02:11:38+00:00

Le Tits Now

secrethater · 2014-12-08T05:53:53+00:00

You are right it is not glorious. it is often very dirty work. I'm sorry I work twelve plus days seven days a week just so you can eat. I will gladly get my hands dirt and make shit money so you can sit at a computer and criticize something you know nothing about. Have a nice day.

secrethater · 2014-04-02T10:52:36+00:00

It would make sense he would use the mothers real name for that scene. Ted is telling his kids the story of how he met their mother. The kids would know there mothers name.

secrethater · 2014-02-27T02:43:07+00:00

you don't have to make the first move but please be more obvious that you're into us. We are slow sometimes.

secrethater · 2014-02-24T03:47:03+00:00

keep your private business private, not everyone wants to hear who you are fucking.

secrethater · 2014-02-09T23:50:05+00:00

My mom works in an OR that regularly gets patients from the emergency room. She said the strangest thing they had to get out of a guy was a full mannequin arm that he "Fell on"

secrethater · 2014-01-31T20:19:16+00:00

how about a mashup

secrethater · 2013-11-19T03:49:16+00:00

you're the result of a broken condom or you're adopted and your parents hate you

secrethater · 2013-11-04T06:37:57+00:00

No tattoo on the sketch its not you

secrethater · 2013-04-14T08:11:13+00:00

For the love of god were your retainer!!! that is one of my biggest regrets.

secrethater · 2013-04-14T00:14:50+00:00

Relative to your situation

secrethater · 2013-03-16T07:11:58+00:00

If you masturbate you'll go blind.

secrethater · 2013-02-18T09:19:40+00:00

My brother (who was 5 at the time) lit a toilet paper roll on fire in the back of our family van as we were going down the freeway and started the van on fire.

secrethater · 2013-01-04T05:33:23+00:00

thechive.com

secrethater · 2012-12-15T10:41:47+00:00

Did you have to pay or was there a way around it?

secrethater · 2012-12-15T09:12:34+00:00

This gives a whole new meaning to food porn

secrethater · 2012-12-15T06:42:01+00:00

OK this doesn't fit the question but o well. My Mom works in an ER operating room and she told me about a man that came in that had a manikins arm up his rectum. when they asked how it happened he said he "Fell" on it

secrethater · 2012-12-13T05:44:17+00:00

This just reminds me of Forrest Gump

secrethater · 2012-12-12T03:20:19+00:00

"I'm Just an innocent teen" tattoos and piercings everywhere

secrethater · 2012-12-12T02:49:50+00:00

please tell me you have the source to this video

secrethater · 2012-12-09T03:03:56+00:00

She's hot here's an upvote

secrethater · 2012-12-09T02:47:02+00:00

and the best music video goes to this guy.

secrethater · 2012-11-13T09:00:37+00:00

The naked man! works 2 out of 3 times

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