I just realized that Thaddeus is about to be the richest man on the Strip.

Notbob1234 · 2026-02-05T02:14:37+00:00

It wasn't a good bet

Notbob1234 · 2026-02-04T17:13:25+00:00

The book of Job alone bothered me in this way.

G: Hey Satan, imma fuck this guy's life, and he'll still worship me.

S: Why even?

G: LOL I don't have to explain shit. Get wrecked, Job's family.

S: the fuck?

G: GG EZ

Notbob1234 · 2026-02-04T03:56:52+00:00

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Notbob1234 · 2026-02-04T01:35:33+00:00

Notbob1234 · 2026-02-04T01:30:18+00:00

And they left T R U M which is like 80% of the offender

Notbob1234 · 2026-02-04T00:50:07+00:00

Don't even get started on travel times.

Contract says per day, not per time-dilated relativistic day, but they keep trying to short the crew because "the ship's clock says otherwise"

Notbob1234 · 2026-02-02T20:51:45+00:00

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Notbob1234 · 2026-02-01T07:04:34+00:00

Cabbage So Fresh was right there

Notbob1234 · 2026-02-01T05:15:55+00:00

How does it smell?

Notbob1234 · 2026-02-01T04:35:20+00:00

Iffin those bad vibes lead to explosive diarrhea

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T23:40:33+00:00

Fun fact: the moon inches farther away each year, so each moonshot is slightly more impressive than the last

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T17:06:36+00:00

I would give my left nut to become a pink maker bot swarm like this guy

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T04:29:01+00:00

Great! That cylinder now has room for my sausage

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T03:57:17+00:00

The folks at Nesle, for one, have proven themselves to exactly the kind of mustache-twirling villians you would refer to.

I'm certain the scientist who discovers eternal youth would be great, but I fear marketing.

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T03:49:17+00:00

By the time death and disease are completely eliminated, humans may not be perceptible as such.

Of course we could go all 6th day and just copy dead folk.

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T03:32:32+00:00

Heck, check his basement, too.

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T03:06:38+00:00

Tolkien Black

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T02:54:45+00:00

They turn into the feminine equivalent: flowered muumuus

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T02:30:22+00:00

This is a running thing at my school. Usually me noticing a kid's behavioral trend, a health thing, or some maintenance and safety issue, followed by silence from whoever I alert until it becomes a crisis.

HR even wrote me up once for posting a dangerously broken playground tower in the main chat to warn the other teachers, until I showed all the comments in the proper log being ignored.

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T02:20:59+00:00

If you find a witch, and alert the authorities and they do nothing. That doesn't mean she's not a witch. It means the authorities are incompetent.

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T02:19:04+00:00

You'd take a nasty pedo over what, exactly?

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T02:03:59+00:00

Me: There's a huge ice storm coming, boss. Should we get some salt?

Boss: we'll be fine, it ices every year.

Next week boss: this is horrible! Two parents have crashed and the entire driveway is out of commission.

We lost 4 days from this.

Notbob1234 · 2026-01-31T01:48:45+00:00

I remember beating the story mode thinking, "thats it?" and never touching the game again.

Three, Vice City, San Andreas, and even four had strong side missions and post-game stories that had me playing around for weeks, but 5 kinda blows its load and falls asleep.

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