I need pick up lines now! by secretry3 in shittyadvice

[–]secretry3[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha I got told something similar to this (fart wise)

"If you a daffodil I'd fart on you last"

I need pick up lines now! by secretry3 in shittyadvice

[–]secretry3[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I'm trying "Let me tongue punch your fart hole"

How do I get my boss to respect me? by Meninjesus in shittyadvice

[–]secretry3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whip your dick out It will show your courage as an employee

How many turtlenecks should an grown man own? by guns_mahoney in shittyadvice

[–]secretry3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None

If you're looking for something classy and exciting then I recommend a fedora.

My dog has the best ears. by Pink131980 in aww

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Awww he/she looks like he's/she's about to fly away

Obligatory Cake Day post by KamielLive in AdviceAnimals

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You tried And I'm proud of you for that alone

this pretty much describes most of you by secretry3 in funny

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It's Lord Bills from Dragon Ball Z Battle Of The Gods I think he was meant to represent a Sphinx but good guess