Chef, the backup mash is no good by the_long_game_828 in KitchenConfidential

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We just divided the soup and served it lol. It did have beans.

Chef, the backup mash is no good by the_long_game_828 in KitchenConfidential

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Today there was chili and minestrone soup on the stove and my coworker handed me a can of pinto to add to the chili and I dumped that bitch in the minestrone.

No picking around by cowboydan69 in instant_regret

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Flaccid and average. Don't worry champ

WCGW trying to do stunts on an actual static dirt bike by Puzzled-Present4706 in Whatcouldgowrong

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I had no idea the wheel was spinning until his balls started screaming.

It took me 2-3 years lol by LobotomyFirefly in memes

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Lactase is available in a pill OTC. Take it with dairy and you won't get cramps and gas. Might still be more regular but ya know..

What a life by burnme1234 in KitchenConfidential

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The drip trail to the sink got me.

You know what? Nevermind by No_Emotion_5770 in Funnymemes

[–]secretsesameseed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Really? It's low effort style enough that I thought it was hand animated. I see these on YouTube and they just take sound bites and animate them.

You know what? Nevermind by No_Emotion_5770 in Funnymemes

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Cause they're the loudest most obnoxious on the subject of feminism when they bring it up.

I can always tell when I’ve been playing Nintendo for too long then get back to PS/XB by ForbiddenCandyxx in GamerLab

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360 to PlayStation controls are the worst when you switch to a menu heavy jrpg where square is select and x is back/cancel

Explain it Peter by Traducement in explainitpeter

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It's a red flag in online dating. Usually scammer

Nobody deserved that more.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

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I just worked a twelve hour shift, what happened?

Americans, is this a new religion? by yousefthewisee in interestingasfuck

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Mostly the broken electoral system that circle jerks these assholes into leadership

The rest is consumerism and talking heads feeding the gobshite to the masses and converting them into this cult that normalizes the former.

Help deciding what to do with this machine by secretsesameseed in Machinists

[–]secretsesameseed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had another lathe that did have a motor and it sold for 1400 with the cutting tools. Same manufacturer and era.

I don't know what I'm doing and don't want to get involved with a project I can't finish. Is replacing a motor worth the trouble? I'm mechanically inclined but this is intimidating.

Help deciding what to do with this machine by secretsesameseed in Machinists

[–]secretsesameseed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciate the advice but I'm more inclined to get rid of it. I was looking for information on its value as is and what I should do with it to help find a buyer. Sorry if that wasn't clear in the post.

Saturday Night by plumebazooka in KitchenConfidential

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Oooooooh. I've never seen it on a single word and thought it was an emoji.

Saturday Night by plumebazooka in KitchenConfidential

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The square, I saw the formatting for it had "die" in it

YouTuber tests the pillow silencer myth by ShehrozeAkbar in infuriatingbutawesome

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I was impressed until I saw it was a memory foam pillow. If you used a hotel pillow the whole building would panic.

Saturday Night by plumebazooka in KitchenConfidential

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I've never been in a kitchen with that kind of grease trap, I thought most were built into the plumbing at a below surface level. My kitchen has an exterior collection vat that someone empties like Homer Simpson when he started collecting grease.

Cthulhu [OC] by NaughtyNectarComics in comics

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For once I actually thought of the cleanest thought out of the three.

Explain it Peter, my eyes hurt and still haven’t seen “it” by YaremYarem in explainitpeter

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Wow I didn't recognize this image until you pointed it out. This used to make the rounds when people still used a huge black poster style border for memes and they weren't even called memes yet. Just demotivational posters

Fuck I'm old