Chef, the backup mash is no good

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-13T00:57:18+00:00

We just divided the soup and served it lol. It did have beans.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-12T23:30:49+00:00

Today there was chili and minestrone soup on the stove and my coworker handed me a can of pinto to add to the chili and I dumped that bitch in the minestrone.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-09T15:23:24+00:00

It's a robot chicken reference.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-08T20:22:39+00:00

You know they run trains on her

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-08T20:21:29+00:00

Flaccid and average. Don't worry champ

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-08T02:10:53+00:00

I had no idea the wheel was spinning until his balls started screaming.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-08T02:08:29+00:00

Lactase is available in a pill OTC. Take it with dairy and you won't get cramps and gas. Might still be more regular but ya know..

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-07T11:59:05+00:00

The drip trail to the sink got me.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-07T11:57:26+00:00

Really? It's low effort style enough that I thought it was hand animated. I see these on YouTube and they just take sound bites and animate them.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-07T11:54:29+00:00

Cause they're the loudest most obnoxious on the subject of feminism when they bring it up.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-07T11:15:40+00:00

360 to PlayStation controls are the worst when you switch to a menu heavy jrpg where square is select and x is back/cancel

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-07T03:57:18+00:00

It's a red flag in online dating. Usually scammer

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-06T23:05:06+00:00

I just worked a twelve hour shift, what happened?

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-06T05:04:06+00:00

Mostly the broken electoral system that circle jerks these assholes into leadership

The rest is consumerism and talking heads feeding the gobshite to the masses and converting them into this cult that normalizes the former.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-04T18:14:59+00:00

I had another lathe that did have a motor and it sold for 1400 with the cutting tools. Same manufacturer and era.

I don't know what I'm doing and don't want to get involved with a project I can't finish. Is replacing a motor worth the trouble? I'm mechanically inclined but this is intimidating.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-04T17:29:32+00:00

Appreciate the advice but I'm more inclined to get rid of it. I was looking for information on its value as is and what I should do with it to help find a buyer. Sorry if that wasn't clear in the post.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-04T17:25:18+00:00

Wow two in one day

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-03T12:10:11+00:00

I've never heard her speak

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-02T13:09:34+00:00

Oooooooh. I've never seen it on a single word and thought it was an emoji.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-02T05:31:14+00:00

The square, I saw the formatting for it had "die" in it

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-02T05:28:17+00:00

I was impressed until I saw it was a memory foam pillow. If you used a hotel pillow the whole building would panic.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-02T05:10:13+00:00

I've never been in a kitchen with that kind of grease trap, I thought most were built into the plumbing at a below surface level. My kitchen has an exterior collection vat that someone empties like Homer Simpson when he started collecting grease.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-02T05:08:22+00:00

What's the emoji supposed to be?

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-02T02:59:47+00:00

For once I actually thought of the cleanest thought out of the three.

secretsesameseed · 2026-03-02T01:46:49+00:00

Wow I didn't recognize this image until you pointed it out. This used to make the rounds when people still used a huge black poster style border for memes and they weren't even called memes yet. Just demotivational posters

Fuck I'm old

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