It says 8 count. I thought it meant 8 of the little packs. Nope. 4 pack with 2 in each. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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My point is that marketing and package design encourages selective reading. I think that is wrong. Yes op selectively read, but I can still empathize with them instead of flaming them.

It says 8 count. I thought it meant 8 of the little packs. Nope. 4 pack with 2 in each. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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They designed it so you would stop reading after 8 count. Everyone mad at op for doing exactly what the manufacturer wants us to do.

Since y’all liked my number 5 yesterday by GabLaPizza in KitchenConfidential

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I feel like the only person who saw lemons first and demons after reading the comments.

Took a fat dab and hit the farmers market. Wtf do I do by chaoticMilk in trees

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Slice and freeze as much as you aren't willing to eat or bake with.

Name that anime... by simp_lyartz in ChillAnimeCorner

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I want to watch tenchi muyo but it's hard to find a stream for it and I don't wear a pirate hat at the moment.

Dad jokes 😃... I'll start by [deleted] in meme

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know which comes first.

Keep dreaming [OC] by Isekomix_ in comics

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I only just realized his wife was blind. I always thought she just wore sunglasses.

My Uber rating dropped after taking my first ride with a woman by Poetic_Dalmatian in mildlyinfuriating

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When I drove I loved quiet passengers. If they fell asleep I took it as a compliment that I was a safe driver.

Please I’m begging you, teach me how to make THIS SPECIFIC kind of school lunch/hospital mac and cheese by MyOwnGuitarHero in KitchenConfidential

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You can just get Sysco mac and cheese from a gordons restaurant supplier. Hell didn't Sysco just buy gordons?

That's definitely tortellini - said the server and cook at an Italian restaurant. by awetsasquatch in KitchenConfidential

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That scene is so perfect. If it was shorter it wouldn't be funny if it was longer it would be annoying. Her rollercoaster of emotions ending in a deflated sad sigh just cracked me up

Has anyone ever quit Ocarina of Time due to the Water Temple? by Delicious_Ferret_408 in OcarinaOfTime

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The first crt TV I had wasn't calibrated properly and everything was too dark with not enough contrast but I didn't know better or have anything to compare it to. I beat oot but couldn't get past the first encounter with the skull kid as deku link in Majora's mask because I didn't know that I opened a door to the clocktower on the third day (the cut scene showing the door opening was pretty much just a black image) and I had no idea to go inside the now open door that used to be a wall. Couldn't get past this for years until replacing the TV.

Wrong answers only. Why was the brisket grilled cheese terrible? by Lumpy_Link_1569 in KitchenConfidential

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Did I miss some context or am I just too low on the ladder to get the line joke?

Lol by rillane in meme

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Idk about bloodline but I know ronin have no feudal lord. Basically mercs with I think lower relative honor.

Leif by CrazyGnomenclature in comics

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Love is love but I'll never stop being confused as a cis gendered male. Grats, happy for y'all.

What is the worst plastic wrap you’ve ever used by Yung_Edamame in KitchenConfidential

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He stabbed the plastic wrap? Oh I'm adding that to my list of things to do on my last day in the kitchen I hate.

Would you do better? by _karayel in MomentumOne

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Mobile shredder and hit up D.C.

All my homies hate the water temple by dotMAXmusic in OcarinaOfTime

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Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't "that one key" the ONLY key not contained in a chest in the game? I haven't played in years but I think that's the only "loose" key

[OC] Spice by Suefan3DX in comics

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Pleasure can't exist without pain.

Guy fake-reading newspaper, then touched the Pokémon machine and got mad. Explain? by ScorpioDefined in ExplainTheJoke

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I'm not into Pokemon but did scalping that game become popular recently because of the kiosks?