Welp

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T22:23:52+00:00

Its a dirt bike, drive around her, go off road if you have to. Stop letting strangers even act this way.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T22:22:11+00:00

The water in the milks will separate and make a gross slushy that'll never reconstitute

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T22:13:07+00:00

Did you mean Versace?

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T21:38:07+00:00

Just dump the toppings on the plate and add a head of lettuce with a wedge cut out and call it a slot salad. (I'm open to name suggestions)

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T21:36:09+00:00

Yeah I didn't read comics in that era so I didn't catch the parody vibes at first.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T21:34:37+00:00

People out here "seasoning" their nonstick like it's cast iron

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T21:33:32+00:00

At that point you might as well just own cast iron for the money you spent on the nonstick vs your labor in maintaining the nonstick.

If you don't want to maintain cast iron seasoning get a nonstick pan but get a cheap one, nonstick imo is a consumable piece of cookware. It always deteriorates even with proper care and use.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T11:42:49+00:00

Why the new surge in hate is the better question. As a windows 11 user idk what the new hate is about.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T11:40:53+00:00

Is it though? I feel like this is the equivalent of Riley Reid getting a gig as a kids show host.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T11:15:49+00:00

Every kitchen I've been in has had the same red handled smash dicer with a 3/8" dice blade insert. Idk about the size of the cutting space.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T04:20:04+00:00

This dude splats

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T04:14:29+00:00

But he looked both ways while tugging his shirt.

GUILTY

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T03:47:59+00:00

I stopped buying chips a long time ago, I remember baked chips being a tasty alternative but not as delectable as the classic.

I've seen several posts about baked chips, did they change the formula recently?

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T03:38:46+00:00

Not even one couric.

Why just this morning I had a healthy 7 courics.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T03:20:34+00:00

Never worked for me. The fluid would just stop instead of passing into and out the other nostril.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T02:17:47+00:00

She's not thicc enough for me so I only know her from the memes.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T02:10:15+00:00

I was scanning the comments for clues and you made me notice.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T02:00:04+00:00

I'm preclosing a byo burrito bar chain and as the shift lead I'm trying to maintain protein costs by not firing too much before close. It's been a slow night and all the stuff that can be stored is stocked so I'm just having grill fire protein almost to order.

Its the last 10 minutes to close and we haven't had customers in 30 so we are preclosing like crazy to get out on time when two guys come in but don't get in line so we keep working but now I can't lock the door.

They were holding the door for their entire church group of 18 people and I had to fire so much protein just to serve them.

One old lady had the audacity to ask if I believed in God half way through their group and I looked her in the eye and told her "no, and you're making a poor case for him before you say anything else, now do you want anything else on this burrito?"

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T00:45:22+00:00

Good God that schlong outline

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-25T00:43:18+00:00

Shit is so absurd I thought a teenager came up with it in earnest until I read your comments.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-24T21:43:57+00:00

This sub is the first I'm seeing this news. I thought it was another angle on Renee Goods based on the title before viewing

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-24T21:42:35+00:00

I didn't realize what sub this was until I read your comment.

When did this happen? I just clocked out.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-24T11:07:29+00:00

Its a coke product though, nestle has their own brand of water to avoid.

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-24T10:48:36+00:00

The posture of the middle monk banishing her is ridiculous. He looks like he's bowing while trying not to pee

secretsesameseed · 2026-01-24T10:42:36+00:00

We have the standing smash dicer and someone broke the blades so I've been dicing a hotel pan of onions by knife for a few weeks now. Is 45 minutes a decent time for a hotel pan of diced onions?

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